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Hello everyone!

I'm german, so why i'm writing English? Because its the language in Omegle! Omegle is a site where you can meet strangers from all over the world. And it certainly is anonymous! In Omegle you can meet the coolest and nicest people and you'll never meet the same person again, thats nearly impossible. But of course there also really ass holes and perverts. But then you can say easy:
NEXT!

On this site we collect the funniest and coolest chats for you. Enjoy!


Hei Leute!
Ich bin Deutsch, wieso ist hier dann alles Englisch? Weil es die Sprache in Omegle ist! Omegle ist eine Seite, auf der man neue Leute aus der ganzen Welt kennenlernen kann: Strangers (Fremde). Und es ist ganz sicher anonym! In Omegle kannst du die coolsten und nettesten Leute treffen und niemals die gleiche Person erneut! Das ist fast unmöglich. Aber natürlich gibt es auch ziemliche Arschlöcher und Perverslinge. Aber in diesem Fall lässt sich schnell und einfach sagen:
NEXT!

In diesem Blog sammeln wir die lustigsten und verrücktesten Gespräche mit unseren Lieblings-Strangern ;) Viel Spaß!

www.Omegle.com




Montag, 3. Januar 2011

(11) new game : word convoy


You: discover true love
Stranger: hi
You: hi lalala
Stranger: só me faltava essa...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: só me faltava essa...
Stranger: asl..??
Stranger: dnhsgfjnbdhjsbnkgvjfjsbgjnwerderh
You: 14 f germany
Stranger: jsdkgiodersgoijvoidkzmnjsgeohijwszd
Stranger: have sex then
You: : D
Stranger: fuck u
You: your asl pls ?
Stranger: 20 m us
You: nice : ))))))
You: huuuuhuuuuuuuuu
Stranger: horny..???
You: here i m rock you liek ahurrycane
You: not
Stranger: fuck u.. bitch
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: fuck u.. bitch
You: or are you a men ?
Stranger: you whore
You: i where what ?
Stranger: fucking bastard!!
You: i m not you re
Stranger: you spa
You: wixxing all the time
Stranger: learn some english!!
You: i know you
Stranger: i know u know me
Stranger: im your mother
Stranger: go and fuck off
Your conversational partner has disconnected. 
Stranger: hi
You: go and fuck off
You: : D
Stranger: okay :D
You: hey jimmmy
You: hey whats up
Stranger: no, my name is clément
You: oh sory
You: to bother you
You: clemens fritz
You: is a german footballer
You: is it you clemens ?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: i'm french
You: dont be shy
You: ohh lol french
You: cinnede cidane
You: sinead zidane
You: : D
Stranger: zinédine zidane *
You: hehe sry
You: complicatet name
Stranger: arabic name.
You: dont like frenchs they all think that french is the best language and they dont had to learn englsih
You: right ? : D
Stranger: no, you don't know the frnehces
Stranger: you jsut know what people think of us
You: oh i do
You: and that my own oppinion . : D
You: what do you think about germans ?
Stranger: so, you've never be in france (paris is not france)
Stranger: i think it's a good people
You: i was in the vogesen an in the procance
You: nice from you : )
You: provence
You: llllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stranger: i think a lot of germans are dumbasses, too
You: : P
Stranger: they are cold and often ugly :)
You: ugly ???? : D
Stranger: ugly, yes.
Stranger: i'm sorry
You: how is thre one wich eats slugs
You: : D
You: okay cols is maybee right
Stranger: that's just delicious
Stranger: and that's snails, not slugs
You: same : D
Stranger: no
Stranger: eat it
Stranger: eat a slugs
You: nop
Stranger: and eat a snail
Stranger: it's not the same
You: : P
You: okay
You: but both is ugly
You: hey you have fb ?
Stranger: how old are you ?
You: are you good looking ?
You: i m 16
You: and you ?
Stranger: i won't give my facebook to a german who think that all the french think they are superior...
Stranger: 15 and an half
You: okay i chaged my opinion : D
Stranger: no
You: okay so just want so say french is kind of gay : P
Stranger: lol...
Stranger: no
Stranger: if all the french was gays, we don't have the best natality in europe
You: okay i bet if you ask the next stranger you meet he would say the same if you ask
Stranger: your countrie have the worse
You: i dont say they re all gay i said they re kind of gay
Stranger: no, you are the first one in 5 hours, approximatively
You: ask the next one : do you think frenchs are kind of gay , yes or no ?
Stranger: you are really stoopid... :D
Stranger: oh noes, you are german
You: : PPP
You: : D hey germans are very intellegent ^^
You: look on pisa ... xD
Stranger: bye.
Stranger: VIVE LA FRANCE :D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: n00bzor!
You: VIVE LA FRANCE :D
Stranger: oui oui mon ami!
You: : D
Stranger: :D
Stranger: that is all i know...
Stranger: xD
You: same here : )
Stranger: LoL
You: ho i know : do you want to have sex with me tis night
You: but cant write it down
Stranger: hrmmmmm
Stranger: ...
Stranger: kay.
You: : ) and whats gonio9ggg on
You: asl ?
You: how are you
You: happy new year
Stranger: not much/
You: i m femapoe
Stranger: yo too!
Stranger: i r a male.
You: lalala
Stranger: 20.
You: niiiice
You: from ???
Stranger: NYC ;D
You: india or what ? XD
You: lol nyc cool : )
Stranger: Ha.
Stranger: ;D
Stranger: sup with you?
You: hugh?
Stranger: ...
You: waht sup you measn soup i like yeah
Stranger: ...
Stranger: Mmmm
Stranger: soup. ;D
You: yesah very delicious whats youre fav ?
Stranger: soupy sorp...
Stranger: *soup
You: ahh nice
Stranger: xD
You: lalala pls klick disconnect : DDDD
Stranger: Noooo!
Stranger: I like you D:
Stranger: saddened face....
You: okay : DD
You: the i like you tooo
You: : )
Stranger: : )
Stranger: :|)
Stranger: (|:|)
You: xD and have you hobbies ?
You: hey you want to read a blogg about omegle
Stranger: indeed.
You: ?
Stranger: maby...
You: http://strangers-out-there.blogspot.com/
Stranger: I cube quite a bit.
You: you know game cube ?
You: tell me your hobbies : )
Stranger: ...
Stranger: xD
Stranger: i meant rubik's cube ;D
You: : DDD
You: yeah that i now too
Stranger: ;D
Stranger: i like the blog...
You: http://www.amazon.de/Nintendo-GameCube-Konsole-Black/dp/B00005YXRN/ref=sr_1_1?s=videogames&ie=UTF8&qid=1294083649&sr=1-1
You: you could follow it ..
Stranger: Lol
You: : )
You: maybee you would find your conversition too : D ^^
Stranger: I love you.
You: mhh l ol you have fb : D
Stranger: IM NOT READ Y FOR THAT KINF OF COMMITMENT!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Hey
You: IM NOT READ Y FOR THAT KINF OF COMMITMENT!
You: : D
Stranger: Lol
You: you know what that means ?
Stranger: Yup (;
You: cooooooooooool
Stranger: Lol
You: soo whats up ?
You: explain it to meee pls
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: explain it to meee pls
Stranger: Hiiii... :) male or female?
Stranger: I am female. 20 years old
You: explain it to meee pls
Stranger: Where are you from
You: explain it to meee pls
Stranger: I am from California... very sexy and honey... :)
You: explain it to meee pls
Stranger: Do you have naked photos?? to be honest I am hornyyyy :(
You: explain it to meee pls
Stranger: I have some of them ... If you promise to send yours I can send you mine
You: explain it to meee pls
Stranger: give your email
You: explain it to meee pls
Stranger: or I can give you the link. Do you have account in adultfriendfiner???
You: explain it to meee pls
Stranger: http://iamhoney.com/nancy.php
You: explain it to meee pls
Stranger: The sign up is free. Register and find me : Nancy 20 years California.
You: explain it to meee pls
Stranger: What is your name?. Do not forget Say your name and remind me that you are from omegle
You: explain it to meee pls
Stranger: I have a lot of pictures there and we can chat whenever you want
You: explain it to meee pls
Stranger: I am waiting... Do you have sign up problems? It is free
You: explain it to meee pls
Stranger: Someone writing me there... with name John Tomson. Is it you???? :)))...
You: explain it to meee pls
Stranger: Come to me darling... :(
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Come to me darling... :(
Stranger: Oh, fuck, will I need to pretend that I'm an 28 yo female and horny virgin?
You: yeah
Stranger: Fuck.
You: mhh
You: virgin xDDD
You: now i get it
Stranger: Take an glass of lube, put it into ur penis and grab the vacuumer.
Stranger: The entire glass.
Stranger: It's good, my brother do it.
You: : D
You: how do you find it out ?
You: -> i m female
Stranger: Just for you to know, I'm actually a hermafrodite, ok? That's why I'm still virgin.
Stranger: Hah, there is no femanon in the web.
You: a wtf ?
Stranger: Google it.
You: he post in web things like that ?
Stranger: No. Femanon DOES NOT EXIST, IT IS HARD FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND IT?
Stranger: Damn, Why can't you guys simply visit 4chan, it would be so easy...
You: wahts femanon
Stranger: D=
You: i m female
Stranger: Read the rules of teh internetz.
Stranger: There is no female in the internetz.
Stranger: Everyone is anon in teh internetz.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: Everyone is anon in teh internetz.
Your conversational partner has disconnected. 
GAME OVER !!!!! 

NOW THE RULES :

1.dont klick disconnect 
2.game is over when you dont have a new "sentence"
3. the first what you had to write is the last "sentence" from your last conversion 

3 Kommentare:

  1. voll gut!
    genau des mit dem 20, california hat ich auch schon.
    und dann hat se mich au gefragt ob ich john thomson bin :)

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  2. xD hasch voll gmerkt dass der scheiss egal isch was du schreibsch und die eifach nur ihrn text weiterlabert

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