(30) conversitions with drunks : D

Stranger: hi

You: hi

You: i m 17 f germany

You: need you help

You: : D

Stranger: HURAY

Stranger: naa

You: okay yeah

Stranger: or yes

You: could you help me ?

Stranger: i dont have any hands can u hold my dick when i pee

Stranger: ?? 
Stranger: and i write with my toes

You: i saw a a

nimal don t know the name ... xD maybe its a rabbit or a big squirre without tail..

You: http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs056.snc6/168610_116871015051750_100001865565845_123869_7202759_n.jpg

You: dont care how you ride

Stranger: squirrel

You: without tail ?

You: and so fat ?

Stranger: y

Stranger: y

Stranger: strange

Stranger: i have a duck

Stranger: do u have a duck? 

You: its a duck ?

Stranger: no

Stranger: but do u have a duck

Stranger: ?????

You: nop

Stranger: downeren

Stranger: WOW

Stranger: W000000T

You: ???

You: you re drunk ?

Stranger: i think so

Stranger: or my m8 is

Stranger: and i dont know if i am

Stranger: are u drunk? 

You: nop

Stranger: stoneren

Stranger: i only drink pussy water

Stranger: can i get frunk by that?

Stranger: drunk*

You: : D

You: no not really

You: how is the animal called ?

Stranger: aaaaand some tequilla

Stranger: animal

You: well tequilla...

Stranger: it's an girl

Stranger: i think

Stranger: idk

Stranger: idc

Stranger: it's tatse good :D

Stranger: but i better like the tequilla

You: wtf : D

Stranger: and the duck sleeps

Stranger: dang...

Stranger: should i shoot it?

You: nop

You: shoot the animal

Stranger: the duck is an animal

Stranger: m/f?

Stranger: m

You: : d dont make me creazy

You: f

You: http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak

snc6/hs056.snc6/168610_116871015051750_100001865565845_123869_7202759_n.jpg

Stranger: u said it before right?

You: look at that picture

Stranger: squirrel?

Stranger: without tail

Stranger: and fat

Stranger: OH IT'S THAT ANIMAL I GET MILK FROM

Stranger: cool

You: milk ??

Stranger: ich liebe dich

Stranger: yes

You: ich dich auch

Stranger: naa

Stranger: i can only that german

Stranger: and ich heisse Robin

Stranger: ich worne in denmark

Stranger: whorne

You: hey robin i m johanna and i m from germany : D

You: how old are you ?

Stranger: 19

Stranger: and im pretty drunk

You: yeah i see

You: : D

Stranger: im pretty good to write when im drunk right?

You: you would add me in fb robin ?

Stranger: i dont have fb

You: yeah but you ride kinda shit : D

Stranger: i can make 1

Stranger: one*

You: yeah do it : )

Stranger: wait a min

You: i would love you to ; D

Stranger: whats your name?

You: Johanna

Stranger: full name

Stranger: on face

You: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000164051449

Stranger: i dont have a picture yet

Stranger: i have send invitation

You: dont care

You: : )

You: your name sounds nice : D

Stranger: Robin Nielsen

Stranger: ?? 

You: yeah

Stranger: ty

You: yeah i m your first friend : )

Stranger: hehe

You: ^^

You: if you have questions you could ask me

Stranger: i have just being on a skitrip :D

Stranger: in tjekkiet

Stranger: ok byby i must log

You: okay yeah : D have fun : )

Stranger: ty

You: ciao : )

Stranger: Hello, If you are going to write 'ASL' right away then please, just disconnect.....

You: i never write *** : D

Stranger: Well arent you a bloody legend. Hows it going? :D

You: thx i m good : )

You: and you ?

Stranger: Yeah not bloody bad thanks.

You: hey could you help me with a difficult question ?

Stranger: Perhaps.

Stranger: What is the bloody problem?

You: öhm it s about a animal

You: http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs056.snc6/168610_116871015051750_100001865565845_123869_7202759_n.jpg

You: what kind is it ? : D a big rabbit ?

You: a quirrly without tail ?

Stranger: Looks like a squirrel?

You: without tail ?

You: and so fat ?

You: xD

Stranger: Hahaha xD

You: : D

You: you like justin bieber ?

Stranger: Not a chance in hell mate.

Stranger: I am a metalhead

You: : D yeah

You: ♪ Baby, Baby, Baby, Ohh! Baby, Baby, Baby, Ohh! ♪ Mum: "are you watchingPornos?!" Son: "yeah, Mum!" Mumr: "thx god! I ve thought you re listening Bieber!"

You: i think its so funny xD

You: i love punk rock and hard rock ....

Stranger: Haha yeah xD But yeah....Bieber is horrible xD

You: : D so what are you donig ?

Stranger: Just surfing for new computers.

Stranger: Yourself?

You: mhh blogging and fb

You: gamer pc ?

Stranger: Ehhhh i got a fricken Dell, piece of shit.

Stranger: But, yeah massive gamer mate.

You: : D

You: i ve got a LG and its shit too : )

You: laptop does not really works

Stranger: Yeah, i am gonna get a desktop later on.

Stranger: Its just my old desktop was no better then mylappy.

You: : D mhh so ahve you hobbies or thinks what you like to do ?

Stranger: Yeah i got a few hobbies.

Stranger: I do a lot of music, i am a lead singer, into a lot of gaming. write lyrics. etc etc. You?

You: mhh : ) palying piano ,handball snowboarding

You: cool you have a band ?

Stranger: Not right now.

Stranger: Where i live.

Stranger: dont really have my music style.

You: mhh

You: how old are you ?

Stranger: 18 mate.

Stranger: You?

You: 14 f

Stranger: Wow, for somebody your age, you speak rather excellently :P Not to be rude or anything.

You: : )))

You: thx

Stranger: Your welcome, so where abouts do you hail from?

You: i m from germany

Stranger: Ooooh wow!

You: mhh ?

Stranger: A german :) Thats fricken awesome :D

You: ?

You: you liek germans ?

Stranger: Yeah germans are bloody awesome :D

You: : D lol where are you from ?

Stranger: Australia.

Stranger: Aussie aussie aussie :D

You: cool : D

You: wow i want to do work and travel there after school : )

You: youre the first aussie i meet wich si not sports mate : D

Stranger: Alright awesome! Fricken i will show you the australian world :D :P

You: yeah would be cool : D

You: hey if you want you could add me in fb or visit our blogg about omegle : )

You: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000164051449

You: http://strangers-out-there.blogspot.com/

Stranger: Add you on facey dont mind?

You: yeah : D

You: would be cool : )

Stranger: Haha i see you are a bit of a fan of Omegle xD

You: yeah together with my friends : D

You: i m the blogger : anonymously

You: the other one are my fiends ^^

Stranger: Haha thats pretty awesome ^.^

You: cool : ) you could follow if you liek it

You: *like

You: or make some comments and stuff .. : D

You: have you videos on you tube ?

Stranger: I shall be sure to do so :)

You: : D your photos in fb are great : ) how did you made that from the polarbear ?

You: ohh shit i had to go... my mother is shouting ad me : )

Stranger: Haha its all good.

Stranger: Have a good one mate.

Stranger: I got you on fb now.

You: talking to you was pretty awesome : ) thx

Stranger: So its all good mate.

You: yeah : )

Stranger: Have a good one, cheers mate.

You: ciao : )

You: ♥

You have disconnected.