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Hello everyone!

I'm german, so why i'm writing English? Because its the language in Omegle! Omegle is a site where you can meet strangers from all over the world. And it certainly is anonymous! In Omegle you can meet the coolest and nicest people and you'll never meet the same person again, thats nearly impossible. But of course there also really ass holes and perverts. But then you can say easy:
NEXT!

On this site we collect the funniest and coolest chats for you. Enjoy!


Hei Leute!
Ich bin Deutsch, wieso ist hier dann alles Englisch? Weil es die Sprache in Omegle ist! Omegle ist eine Seite, auf der man neue Leute aus der ganzen Welt kennenlernen kann: Strangers (Fremde). Und es ist ganz sicher anonym! In Omegle kannst du die coolsten und nettesten Leute treffen und niemals die gleiche Person erneut! Das ist fast unmöglich. Aber natürlich gibt es auch ziemliche Arschlöcher und Perverslinge. Aber in diesem Fall lässt sich schnell und einfach sagen:
NEXT!

In diesem Blog sammeln wir die lustigsten und verrücktesten Gespräche mit unseren Lieblings-Strangern ;) Viel Spaß!

www.Omegle.com




Sonntag, 23. Januar 2011

(31) What kind of girls do boys like/love?

Question: what girls do u think are very beauty?


Stranger: I like brown hair mosyl
Stranger: Mostly
Stranger: But blonde blue eyes I lovee
Stranger: Europe and american. 
Stranger: hmm
 
Stranger: the dark ones
Stranger: the darker the better lol
Stranger: :D eyes and hair have to look good.. but no preference whatevr

Stranger: sexy and smart :) oh, and a lovely smile
Stranger: heh




Freitag, 21. Januar 2011

(30) conversitions with drunks : D

Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: i m 17 f germany
You: need you help
You: : D
Stranger: HURAY
Stranger: naa
You: okay yeah
Stranger: or yes
You: could you help me ?
Stranger: i dont have any hands can u hold my dick when i pee
Stranger: ?? 
Stranger:
 and i write with my toes
You: i saw a a
nimal don t know the name ... xD maybe its a rabbit or a big squirre without tail..
You: http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs056.snc6/168610_116871015051750_100001865565845_123869_7202759_n.jpg
You: dont care how you ride
Stranger: squirrel
You: without tail ?
You: and so fat ?
Stranger: y
Stranger: y
Stranger: strange
Stranger: i have a duck
Stranger: do u have a duck? 
You: its a duck ?
Stranger: no
Stranger: but do u have a duck
Stranger: ?????
You: nop
Stranger: downeren
Stranger: WOW
Stranger: W000000T
You: ???
You: you re drunk ?
Stranger: i think so
Stranger: or my m8 is
Stranger: and i dont know if i am
Stranger: are u drunk? 
You: nop
Stranger: stoneren
Stranger: i only drink pussy water
Stranger: can i get frunk by that?
Stranger: drunk*
You: : D
You: no not really
You: how is the animal called ?
Stranger: aaaaand some tequilla
Stranger: animal
You: well tequilla...
Stranger: it's an girl
Stranger: i think
Stranger: idk
Stranger: idc
Stranger: it's tatse good :D
Stranger: but i better like the tequilla
You: wtf : D
Stranger: and the duck sleeps
Stranger: dang...
Stranger: should i shoot it?
You: nop
You: shoot the animal
Stranger: the duck is an animal
Stranger: m/f?
Stranger: m
You: : d dont make me creazy
You: f
You: http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak
snc6/hs056.snc6/168610_116871015051750_100001865565845_123869_7202759_n.jpg
Stranger: u said it before right?
You: look at that picture
Stranger: squirrel?
Stranger: without tail
Stranger: and fat
Stranger: OH IT'S THAT ANIMAL I GET MILK FROM
Stranger: cool
You: milk ??
Stranger: ich liebe dich
Stranger: yes
You: ich dich auch
Stranger: naa
Stranger: i can only that german
Stranger: and ich heisse Robin
Stranger: ich worne in denmark
Stranger: whorne
You: hey robin i m johanna and i m from germany : D
You: how old are you ?
Stranger: 19
Stranger: and im pretty drunk
You: yeah i see
You: : D
Stranger: im pretty good to write when im drunk right?
You: you would add me in fb robin ?
Stranger: i dont have fb
You: yeah but you ride kinda shit : D
Stranger: i can make 1
Stranger: one*
You: yeah do it : )
Stranger: wait a min
You: i would love you to ; D
Stranger: whats your name?
You: Johanna
Stranger: full name
Stranger: on face
You: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000164051449
Stranger: i dont have a picture yet
Stranger: i have send invitation
You: dont care
You: : )
You: your name sounds nice : D
Stranger: Robin Nielsen
Stranger: ?? 
You: yeah
Stranger: ty
You: yeah i m your first friend : )
Stranger: hehe
You: ^^
You: if you have questions you could ask me
Stranger: i have just being on a skitrip :D
Stranger: in tjekkiet
Stranger: ok byby i must log
You: okay yeah : D have fun : )
Stranger: ty
You: ciao : )


Stranger: Hello, If you are going to write 'ASL' right away then please, just disconnect.....
You: i never write *** : D
Stranger: Well arent you a bloody legend. Hows it going? :D
You: thx i m good : )
You: and you ?
Stranger: Yeah not bloody bad thanks.
You: hey could you help me with a difficult question ?
Stranger: Perhaps.
Stranger: What is the bloody problem?
You: öhm it s about a animal
You: http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs056.snc6/168610_116871015051750_100001865565845_123869_7202759_n.jpg
You: what kind is it ? : D a big rabbit ?
You: a quirrly without tail ?
Stranger: Looks like a squirrel?
You: without tail ?
You: and so fat ?
You: xD
Stranger: Hahaha xD
You: : D
You: you like justin bieber ?
Stranger: Not a chance in hell mate.
Stranger: I am a metalhead
You: : D yeah
You: ♪ Baby, Baby, Baby, Ohh! Baby, Baby, Baby, Ohh! ♪ Mum: "are you watchingPornos?!" Son: "yeah, Mum!" Mumr: "thx god! I ve thought you re listening Bieber!"
You: i think its so funny xD
You: i love punk rock and hard rock ....
Stranger: Haha yeah xD But yeah....Bieber is horrible xD
You: : D so what are you donig ?
Stranger: Just surfing for new computers.
Stranger: Yourself?
You: mhh blogging and fb
You: gamer pc ?
Stranger: Ehhhh i got a fricken Dell, piece of shit.
Stranger: But, yeah massive gamer mate.
You: : D
You: i ve got a LG and its shit too : )
You: laptop does not really works
Stranger: Yeah, i am gonna get a desktop later on.
Stranger: Its just my old desktop was no better then mylappy.
You: : D mhh so ahve you hobbies or thinks what you like to do ?
Stranger: Yeah i got a few hobbies.
Stranger: I do a lot of music, i am a lead singer, into a lot of gaming. write lyrics. etc etc. You?
You: mhh : ) palying piano ,handball snowboarding
You: cool you have a band ?
Stranger: Not right now.
Stranger: Where i live.
Stranger: dont really have my music style.
You: mhh
You: how old are you ?
Stranger: 18 mate.
Stranger: You?
You: 14 f
Stranger: Wow, for somebody your age, you speak rather excellently :P Not to be rude or anything.
You: : )))
You: thx
Stranger: Your welcome, so where abouts do you hail from?
You: i m from germany
Stranger: Ooooh wow!
You: mhh ?
Stranger: A german :) Thats fricken awesome :D
You: ?
You: you liek germans ?
Stranger: Yeah germans are bloody awesome :D
You: : D lol where are you from ?
Stranger: Australia.
Stranger: Aussie aussie aussie :D
You: cool : D
You: wow i want to do work and travel there after school : )
You: youre the first aussie i meet wich si not sports mate : D
Stranger: Alright awesome! Fricken i will show you the australian world :D :P
You: yeah would be cool : D
You: hey if you want you could add me in fb or visit our blogg about omegle : )
You: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000164051449
You: http://strangers-out-there.blogspot.com/
Stranger: Add you on facey dont mind?
You: yeah : D
You: would be cool : )
Stranger: Haha i see you are a bit of a fan of Omegle xD
You: yeah together with my friends : D
You: i m the blogger : anonymously
You: the other one are my fiends ^^
Stranger: Haha thats pretty awesome ^.^
You: cool : ) you could follow if you liek it
You: *like
You: or make some comments and stuff .. : D
You: have you videos on you tube ?
Stranger: I shall be sure to do so :)
You: : D your photos in fb are great : ) how did you made that from the polarbear ?
You: ohh shit i had to go... my mother is shouting ad me : )
Stranger: Haha its all good.
Stranger: Have a good one mate.
Stranger: I got you on fb now.
You: talking to you was pretty awesome : ) thx
Stranger: So its all good mate.
You: yeah : )
Stranger: Have a good one, cheers mate.
You: ciao : )
You: ♥
You have disconnected.

(29) ginger=ingwer :'D

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: hi
Stranger: I am a ginger
Stranger: And my name is Ginger, too.
Stranger: Isn't it ironic?
You: xDD
You: i´m a cucumber
Stranger: What is your name? What colour is your hair?
Stranger: I eat cucumbers
Stranger: I bet you're Dutch
You: no i´m a germany cucumber
Stranger: A male or female cucumber?
You: a female
Stranger: Cucumber are not attractive
Stranger: s
You: cucumbers are the best
Stranger: Cucumbers
Stranger: I love them.
Stranger: But they are ugly.
You: ginger is not much better
Stranger: You don't have to insult me
Stranger: Gingers are pretty. Have you even seen Rupert Grint?
Stranger: He's a beautiful ginger.
You: yes i know him
Stranger: He's gorgeous

Mittwoch, 19. Januar 2011

(28) lala love to blogg : D

You: lala : ) need someboday from usa : D
Stranger: 21 m india
You have disconnected.

(27) : 0 you dont like orakels ?

Stranger: hi
Stranger: i am a zombie
You: hi : )
You: i m fastinatet
Stranger: a whattt
You: : DDD
You: ahh hi zombie
You: i m amystycal orakel
Stranger: :3
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Sonntag, 16. Januar 2011

(26) how does that come ????????

Stranger: hiiiiii
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my notebook is shit xD

(25) a rabbit ? a big squirre without tail ?



i asked the people from omegle:

Stranger: idk
Stranger: thats small monkey 
Stranger: maybe small bear but i am not sure 
Stranger: OH IT'S THAT ANIMAL I GET MILK FROM 
Stranger: It's a fat rabbit
Stranger: yeah its a squirrel. 
Stranger: Looks like a squirrel?
Stranger: He was a monster
Stranger: gro rabbit

Samstag, 15. Januar 2011

(24) the clou is talking shit

You: hey..
Stranger: hi
You: help
Stranger: asl
You: me
Stranger: ??
You: i die from boredness
Stranger: what??
You: mhh
Stranger: what i help`?
You: yeah
You: : 9
You: : )
You: tell em some thing interesting
Stranger: ok
Stranger: you first??
You: i m going to die ... hep me now ,...
Stranger: what i do??
You: tell me you r problmes you feelings just tell me something
You: or ask me something
You: sing asong for me
Stranger: öm..
You: öm : ) ?
You: okay i ask
You: where you from ?
You: what do you like ?
You: have a gf ?
Stranger: finland
You: what do you hate ?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i hate you
You: what are your hobbies ?
You: how old are you ?
You: why are you in omegle ?
Stranger: you ask me everybody!!!
You: you like sauna ; D ?
Stranger: its not your bussines
You: ???
You: i dont get it
Stranger: where are you from??
You: germany
Stranger: old??
You: 14
Stranger: im now in germany!!!
You: : 9
You: )
You: nice
Stranger: 15 me
You: where ?
You: nice in a month i m 15 too
Stranger: i dont know
You: : D
You: lala
You: waht kind of music you like ?
Stranger: but we go europa-park tomorrow!!!
Stranger: i dont know..
You: rust
Stranger: you
Stranger: ?+
You: : D cool i never was in europapark
Stranger: "_____"
You: i live next to bayer ^^
Stranger: why
You: i like hard and punk rock
Stranger: ok
You: mhh an alternativ
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: i hate you
You: why sorry ?
You: okay
You: yeah
You: cause i waste your time : D ?
Stranger: haahaa
Stranger: i hate you 
Stranger: hahaa'
You: i dont care if you hat e me or not
Stranger: yes!!!
Stranger: no..
Stranger: im never want see to you
You: : )
Stranger: 4
Stranger: 5
Stranger: moi
Stranger: kiva
You: ciao
Stranger: kaikki on hyvin kunnes näin sut
You: if you want to say thsat
Stranger: "____"""""""
Stranger: häähää
You: hääähää now you re cool
Stranger: '¨-.,<1234567890+´f
Stranger: ggfStranger: dfs b<n
Stranger: >####
You: you now how to disconnect ?
Stranger: LOL
You: dont talk shit
Stranger: DAA
You: daaa
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



okay i was confused and i talked shit first : D but at the end ... i wans not the only one ^^

Freitag, 14. Januar 2011

(23) ok.. and how old is he than??! O:


You:
hello
Stranger: hallo
Stranger: m or f?
You: f u?
Stranger: m
You: age?
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 15 u?
Stranger: a bit older....my son is 17

DISCONNECT

(22) political views?! nerd?!




You:
hello
You: what's up
You: are u there?
You: hello?
Stranger: what are your political veiws?
Stranger: calm down
You: i vote bart simpson

( ... )

(21) Heavens Sister :D



You:
hello
Stranger: hi
You: what's up?
Stranger: sky lol
Stranger: whats ur name
You: heaven :D
Stranger: am asking real not a nick
You: and my sister is earth
You: :D
You: this is real!!!

Montag, 10. Januar 2011

(20) Hello! Hi! Hey! Horny?

In Omegle everyone says hello in an other way! Here for example:
(i'll say always hey, just pay attention to the stranger :D)
*

You:
hey
Stranger: 19 m indonesian

*

You: hey
Stranger: hi :)asl?

*

You: hey
Stranger: hi

*

You: hey
Stranger: hii     (<----Warning: typical Indian-hi!)
You: indian?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: u got me
You: :O:O

*

Stranger: Hey
You: hey

*

You: hey
Stranger: heyy, 18m USA, horny!

*


You: hey
Stranger: hey you

*

You: hey
Stranger: NIFTAKWAAA

*

You: hey
Stranger: hellO

*

You: hey
Stranger: fuck you  bitch!

*

You: hey
Stranger: Try out a hotter Omegle: www.sexyomegle.com

*



Try out Omegle and get diferent hellos by yourself :D:D




(19) What people think bout dear Justin Bieber

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/f?
You: what do u say to justin bieber?
You: female
Stranger: no
You: ?
You: what do u think of justin bieber
Stranger: i dont know much about him
You: :O
You: where are u from?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: heyy
Stranger: hi
You: f/m?
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: m
You: what do u think bout justin bieber??
Stranger: he is gay
(...)

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You: heyy
You: f/m?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m
You: what do u think bout justin bieber?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: heyy
Stranger: hi
You: female here
Stranger: asl
You: first a little question pls, what do u think bout justin bieber?!
Stranger: male
Stranger: hes my hero
You: really?
Stranger: :D
Stranger: yes
You: how do u mean that?!
Stranger: hes so cool
You: aaaaaaaha
Stranger: :D
You: i dont believe u :D
You: how old are u, if i can ask
Stranger: ya its not true
You: where are u from?
Stranger: France
You: How old are u??
Stranger: 17 and u?
You: too :) from Germany
You: FRANCE! Thats cool, i'll visit u this summer :D
Stranger: why?
Stranger: ...go away from our good land, i hate u arrogant germans!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


(Hey out there!
Pay attention to this next mysterious guy! )

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hello
You: heyy
You: http://strangers-out-there.blogspot.com/
You: oups sry :)
Stranger: hey can i ask you a question?
You: first a little question pls, what do u think bout JUSTIN BIEBER?
You: yes sure
You: sry :D
You: ask me what u want
Stranger: i was gonna ask you what you think about JUSTIN BEIBER
You: noo! really?!?!
:D:D:D:D:D
Stranger: yes
You: hahaha i think hes a little gay baby
You: :D
You: and u?
Stranger: hes my hero
Stranger: i love him
Stranger: hes so cute
Stranger: i want to marry him
Stranger: :D
You: you are from France?!
Stranger: yes
Stranger: lol
You: 17?
Stranger: ya
You: we met a few seconds before
You: im the girl from germany :D
Stranger: OMG, you'll visit me this summer, right?!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

That REALLY flashed me! It was surely the same guy from French again! He couldnt know that i'll visit France this summer if u hadnt talk with him the time before! That was the first guy i met two times in
Omegle (TEXT) Comment if u met a guy two times before, except the girl from california, Nancy :D

Samstag, 8. Januar 2011

(18) love tips from me

You: ♪ Baby, Baby, Baby, Ohh! Baby, Baby, Baby, Ohh! ♪ Mum: "are you watchingPornos?!" Son: "yeah, Mum!" Mumr: "thx god! I ve thought you re listening Bieber!"
Stranger: LOL
You: : D
You: yeah
Stranger: asl?
You: are there any grammatical mistakes ?
You: 14 f germany
Stranger: um just spacing and the 're' is supposed to be 'were'
Stranger: im 15 m USA
Stranger: i take it you hate bieber?
You: : D okay thx
You: mhh yeah : )
You: and you ?
Stranger: yea me too, but i don't like want to kill him or anything lol
Stranger: i have a question
You: mhh yeah
Stranger: have a boyfriend?
Stranger: 'cause i need help with my girl..
You: mhh nop sry but maybe i could help you
Stranger: well thank you :)
You: cool okay tell me your probleme
Stranger: but yea, we broke up and she wants me to stay friends with her
You: ohh
Stranger: and she already had another man tagging along
You: who broke up?
Stranger: she did, and gave a bunch of crummy reasons as to why
You: and you love her ...
Stranger: 'you're no fun' etc. etc. y'know
Stranger: well, i love everybody but in varying stages i guess
Stranger: idk how to explain it really
Stranger: like i care about what happens to her, and i know that when this guy goes to college next year he's gonna have someone else with him, and i don't want her to be hurt twice over
You: yeah oaky then try to be friend with her and the guy
Stranger: okay lol :)
Stranger: i never thought of that
You: yeah : ) mabe you will like him
Stranger: i think so haha he's kind of like me, only that he's three years older, and more husky :p
Stranger: well thank you :)
Stranger: i hope you have a good new year :)
You: you re welcomexD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

(17) arr today i m 45 and boss you around

Stranger: Hi im and 18 yr. old guy looking for a women 30+
You: nice
You: i m 45
Stranger: female?
You: yeah
You: why do you need me ?
Stranger: do you like submissive guys? ;)
You: mhh not reallly : D
You: i think childs shout be intellegent and think on their own way not just make what someboday sais
Stranger: but i like it when a women takes control. it really turns me on;)
You: fuck that nasty : D
You: i m 45 i could be your mum
Stranger: pleaseeeee:)
You: i should boss you around ?
You: the erotik way ? : D
Stranger: yesssssss
You: lol
Stranger: :)
You: i m not so good in bossing around an mhhh the last time i ve had sex was ages ago
You: i think i cant do it ... without your help
Stranger: its okayy if your not good at bossing around you will get better;)
You: : D
You: are you good ?
Stranger: ill helpp you if you need it then you take back over
Stranger: im goood:)
You: : D you have a socalled girlfriend ?
Stranger: noo
You: youre often wathing porons ?
You: ohh my son does it often terrible really
You: and he think i dont know it
Stranger: hahahaha.
Stranger: boss me around babyyy;)
You: okay : strip for me 
(...)

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Donnerstag, 6. Januar 2011

(16) Edward or skype is not real life

(.....)
Stranger: i met her on fb playing poker
You: yeah : D
You: thats funny
You: and you like her and than you meet her
You: ?
Stranger: sorry? i didnt understand what do you mean
You: how you met her in real live ?`
Stranger: in skype
You: : D lol
You: skype is not the realy life
Stranger: ?? well i see her everydays
Stranger: and we talk a lot
You: how you kiss her ?
Stranger: well , i cant
Stranger: blowing kisses
(.....)
You have disconnected.