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I'm german, so why i'm writing English? Because its the language in Omegle! Omegle is a site where you can meet strangers from all over the world. And it certainly is anonymous! In Omegle you can meet the coolest and nicest people and you'll never meet the same person again, thats nearly impossible. But of course there also really ass holes and perverts. But then you can say easy:
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On this site we collect the funniest and coolest chats for you. Enjoy!


Hei Leute!
Ich bin Deutsch, wieso ist hier dann alles Englisch? Weil es die Sprache in Omegle ist! Omegle ist eine Seite, auf der man neue Leute aus der ganzen Welt kennenlernen kann: Strangers (Fremde). Und es ist ganz sicher anonym! In Omegle kannst du die coolsten und nettesten Leute treffen und niemals die gleiche Person erneut! Das ist fast unmöglich. Aber natürlich gibt es auch ziemliche Arschlöcher und Perverslinge. Aber in diesem Fall lässt sich schnell und einfach sagen:
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In diesem Blog sammeln wir die lustigsten und verrücktesten Gespräche mit unseren Lieblings-Strangern ;) Viel Spaß!

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Freitag, 31. Dezember 2010

(15) Crazy Cucumber

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey :)
You: do you like cucumbers?
Stranger: huh
You: huhu
Stranger: not really
You: :(
You: i collect cucumbers
Stranger: must be fun
You: yeeeeah
You: u can do funny things with them!
Stranger: like eating? '-'
You: noooo
You: stupid question
You: i collect potatos too, and then i talk with them
You: they are my friends you know
Stranger: wow. you must be very popular.
Stranger: i envy you.
You: and potato "isolde" and cucumber "supercucumber" married last week
You: they were sooooo sweet
You: and they will get many little baby cucumbers
Stranger: awwwwwwwww
You: and baby potatos
You: are you a cat?!
Stranger: i bet they love each other a lot
You: cats are very mean
Stranger: no, silly, i'm a dog
You: they eat cucumbers
You: :O
Stranger: i don't eat cucumbers :)
Stranger: or potatoes
You: tomatos!!!!!!!!!!!
You: do you know the ludolfs?
Stranger: no
You: ;(
Stranger: i'm not that popular you know
You: but you are a banana
Stranger: no i'm an orange.
You: OMG!! potatos hate oranges
You: they are enemies!!
Stranger: do they?
You: YES :O
Stranger: gosh, i forgot my armor at the basket
Stranger: '-'
You: you are really crazy
Stranger: so are you *-*
You: i usually don´t talk with crazy people
Stranger: you're a stranger.
You: your boyfriend has a affäre with lady cucmber
Stranger: my orange dad always told me not to speak to strangers
Stranger: nooooo way
Stranger: i'm going to kill him
Stranger: yeeeeeeeeeees
You: piss you
Stranger: dang
Stranger: where is he?
Stranger: TELL ME
Stranger: i know you know
You: in the bathroom!
Stranger: *Jumps to the bathroom*
Stranger: WHEEEERE?
You: in the bedroom!
Stranger: *Jumps to the bedroom*
You: im going to eat a orange
Stranger: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE?
You: wait a minute
Stranger: KILLERRR
Stranger: i'm going to eat a cucumber
Stranger: wait a minute
Stranger: HA
Stranger: I'M GOING TO EAT POTATO ISOLDE AND SUPERCUCUMBER

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