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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl

You: hey

You: 15 f germany

You: u?

Stranger: 15 m aus

Stranger: whats ur name

You: emma

You: yours?

Stranger: sam

You: hi sam, nice to meet u

Stranger: me too

Stranger: any bf

You: no...

You: u?

Stranger: i cant have a bf

You: :D yes

You: but.. u can if you want to... ;)

Stranger: no i m not a gay

You: okok

You: so any gf?

Stranger: no not yet lookin' for one it might be u

You: okaaay

You: but u know im in germany

Stranger: r u on fb

You: thats far away from u

You: yes...

Stranger: whats ur full name

You: u cant find me on facebook

Stranger: why?

You: my name is different in fb

Stranger: telll

You: no sry... not yet

Stranger: plz babe

You: u dont know ANYthing bout e

You: *me

Stranger: okk

You: can u pls send me a link of your fb page?

Stranger: u plz

You: iuf i send you, u cant c more than my name. eveything other is closed for strangers

Stranger: its mine too

Stranger: then also u give

You: first talk here pls

Stranger: okk

Stranger: can i ask u aprsnl q

You: yes

Stranger: suppose we two r couples

You: sry what?

Stranger: jst here for dis chat suppose we two r couples

You: ok

Stranger: we come from a romantic party and enter the house nowu want me to hv sex wid u so what u will do to get both of us in bed naked for sex describe in detail

You: i know that u want it too :)

You: but i have my period so i cant... sr y

Stranger: jst describe in dis chathow u will convince me

You: its ugly when we have sex if i have my special days

Stranger: suppose u dont hv ur special days jst now

You: i cnat... i have it already!

Stranger: jst for dis chat think

You: thats unrealistic

Stranger: leave describe urself

You: im a girl

Stranger: describe ur full body figure

You: i am middle tall...

You: i have blond-brown halflong hair

You: 2 eyes, 1 nose, 1 mouth, 2 ears

You: = face

Stranger: and ur boobs?

You: i have 2 boobs

Stranger: size?

You: i am 1.66 meters long

Stranger: evr had sex?

You: no u?

Stranger: yes

You: great

You: so phone to the girl u had sex with and ask her if she can say dirty things to u and describe her body :)

indians are unbelivable stupid

You: hey (:

You: how are you ?

Stranger: hi

Stranger: what hapeen?

You: what ?

You: : D

Stranger: i am good but i think oyu are not

You: why not `?

You: im fine : O

Stranger: nothing?

You: hey youre strange

Stranger: yes i am

Stranger: just guessing

Stranger: leave it

Stranger: whats your name?

You: haha who is not ?

You: what shall i leave ?

You: im johanna

You: and you ?

Stranger: basu

Stranger: age

You: tell me you from india and i disconnect

Stranger: fuck you mother fucker..........

You: : P

Stranger: indian i am

You: haha

You: im genius

Stranger: ok i agree

Stranger: you are

Stranger: so

You: so what ?

Stranger: you tell

Stranger: if you want then dissconnect me

Stranger: by the way i am indian ....hi i am basu...not like other indians

You: haha sure i disconnect when i want

Stranger: why you hate indians

You: haha you like all indians thats the reason id knwo you are one : D

Stranger: you are such a bitch

You: 'kay

Stranger: how you know my id

You: your opinion

You: you id ?

You: i dont know your id

Stranger: ok

Stranger: so why you are talking to me

You: idk : D

Stranger: idk means?

You: no hobbys no friends ^^

You: haha i dont know =idk

Stranger: yaaa your attitude shows that

You: : D

You: haha joking

Stranger: hey where are you from?

You: ironic you know ?

Stranger: no

Stranger: you tell me?

You: uhm no : D

Stranger: hey you are here for sex chat or a nice chat...what type of girl you are?

You: im a nice one : D

You: haha and ill never have sex chat with you xD

Stranger: i don't think so

You: haha lol

You: i dont give a fuck on your opinion :P

Stranger: hey i will never fuck a girl who hate indians otherwise its called rape

Stranger: hey but you can suck my cock

You: hey you really dont get it : D

Stranger: just its free to you lol hahhaa

Stranger: ok i am sorry

You: hey dont show you dumber then you are

Stranger: just jocking because you hate indians

Stranger: ok i will not say

You: id never said that i hate indians : D

You: haha

You: and thats not funny

Stranger: earily you guess that i am indian

You: yeah rigth

Stranger: hey what do you like or you like or you are a angry girl always

You: im not angry : D

You: you are xD

Stranger: but the way you talk it shows

Stranger: whats your age?

You: guess

Stranger: maa ki aakh

Stranger: less than 20 i gyuess

You: : D

You: and i guess you 20 or 21

Stranger: yaa hahaha i am 20

Stranger: so please do you love me?

You: are you kidding ?

Stranger: no

Stranger: age?

You: xDDDDD

Stranger: ok as oyur wish

You: you fail

Stranger: in what?

Stranger: fuck off basant never fails...

You: : D

You: you did right now

Stranger: what atleast tell me what i did?

You: no

Stranger: why?

You: no special reason

You: ahhh cause you failed : D

Stranger: hey johanna please tell me what i did...?

You: no i wont

You: cause you wont get it

Stranger: i will take care of oyu baby fuck off i will never say like this??

Stranger: hahahahja

You: : DDD

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: now i am jocking

You: you already failed you can say whatever you want it wont change

Stranger: ok i am fail

You: rigth

Stranger: hey so well i am fail let me guess how you are ...................you are such a that type of girl who talks so much.......

You: mhh idk

You: why do you think so ?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: and you doesn't believe in any person

You: i belive in me and my friends : D

You: everyone get a change till he fails : D

Stranger: because i think you have fallen in love with some one and you didn't get him or you leave him

You: haha i guess you have fallen for one and dont get her

You: im right ?

Stranger: i think you are like me ...as i don't believe in friendship and god

You: xD

You: you make me laught all time

Stranger: yaa know all said like this that i do like this always

Stranger: yes i don't get her

Stranger: she doesn't love me

Stranger: leave it

You: im really really goodin guesing : D

Stranger: thast why i am here in omegal

Stranger: now cool

You: ohhh poor you : P

Stranger: just with me....nice luck with me

You: xD

You: whats with you `?

Stranger: thast why i love you

You: haha now you love me ?

You: its getting funnier and funnyier : D

Stranger: you ARE a good guesser with me only not with others

You: how can you know ?

Stranger: i don't love a bitch

You: kay : D

Stranger: you are fool dear thats why..

Stranger: hey so i make oyu laugh

Stranger: atleast tell me "am i a jocker that i make you laugh"

Stranger: ok wanna disconnect me?

You: hey

You: : D

Stranger: of course you can my love

You: sry get sidrecaed

You: xD yeah sure i can everything i want

Stranger: ok

Stranger: then how you look like?

You: the way i look

You: : D

You: have you friends ?

You: i guess not much

You: : D

You: not much good ones

Stranger: oh oh i means your nature

Stranger: looks doesn't matter nature matters

Stranger: now oyu can laughj

You: whhaat ?

Stranger: hey do yopu have boyfriend?

You: no i dont

Stranger: age?

You: guess again ?

Stranger: i am so bad guesser...

You: i know : D

Stranger: give me clue?

You: no clue i ll say yes or no

Stranger: ok

You: you can guess 3 times

Stranger: just say yes or no to me...just imagine can oyu bw my girlfriend

You: xDDD

You: youre a big joke : D

You: haha

You: lol

You: was this a serious question ?

Stranger: yaa in this way i will guess

You: WTF NO !

You: xD

Stranger: please tell me oyu are more than 20 or less than

You: no

You: guess 3 numbers

Stranger: 230

You: false im not 230

You: 2nd change ?

Stranger: ok

Stranger: dear 18 i love you
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Stranger: am i right or wrong?

You: 18 is wrong

You: and you love me is wrong too

Stranger: last chance ok

You: last change

You: : D

Stranger: 22 i like you the way you talk ...i know i wil miss you......its my last chace....to impress you...again i love you?

You: im not 22 and you dont love me

Stranger: i love you i can prove that

You: haha

You: kay do it

You: : D

You: how do you ll prove it ?

Stranger: i can kiss you now?

You: if you want to get hit ?

Stranger: i am ready to get hit .....

You: : D

You: your problem

Stranger: ok

Stranger: i am ready

Stranger: can i kiss you now?

You: hey thats not my probleme

You: and why should that be a proove fot love ?

Stranger: yaa in this you are also right

Stranger: but just tell me oyur age because i don't want to kiss a older lady like you?

You: im 15 XD

Stranger: ok

Stranger: now i can kiss oyu??

You: ill knock you out if you do

Stranger: hey ok i am ready by the way after some time you will do the same because you don't like me

Stranger: hey princess i love you uuuuuummmmmhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa

Stranger: this is my kiss

You: you fail

You: -knockes you out-

You have disconnected.