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I'm german, so why i'm writing English? Because its the language in Omegle! Omegle is a site where you can meet strangers from all over the world. And it certainly is anonymous! In Omegle you can meet the coolest and nicest people and you'll never meet the same person again, thats nearly impossible. But of course there also really ass holes and perverts. But then you can say easy:
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Hei Leute!
Ich bin Deutsch, wieso ist hier dann alles Englisch? Weil es die Sprache in Omegle ist! Omegle ist eine Seite, auf der man neue Leute aus der ganzen Welt kennenlernen kann: Strangers (Fremde). Und es ist ganz sicher anonym! In Omegle kannst du die coolsten und nettesten Leute treffen und niemals die gleiche Person erneut! Das ist fast unmöglich. Aber natürlich gibt es auch ziemliche Arschlöcher und Perverslinge. Aber in diesem Fall lässt sich schnell und einfach sagen:
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Freitag, 9. Dezember 2011

interview

Stranger: hello
You: he yo (:
You: how are you ?
Stranger: asl?
You: 15 f germany
You: and asl sucks
You: wbu ?
Stranger: 17 m romania
Stranger: and why does it suck?
You: :'D its boring (;
You: romania = italy ?
You: so how are you doing ?
Stranger: no :(
Stranger: romania is a descendant of rome. we are west of the black sea
You: ahh i got it (:
Stranger: we are larger than austria. it's kind of hard not to notice us
You: im so sry i just didnt know the english name ...
You: i'm kinda slow today ^^
Stranger: no problem :))
Stranger: i'm horrible at geography, so i shouldn't complain.
You: :P
You: may you tell me a secet about you ?
Stranger: what kind of secret?
You: you can choose (: one who you wouldn't tell anyone who knows you
Stranger: i'm looking for girls on omegle :|
You: :'D in wich case ? i mean what to you want from the girls ? (:
You: why is this a secret ? : D
Stranger: well, to see them naked. :|
You: why don't you watch porn ?
Stranger: well, it's not hte same experience. to watch someone do it, or to know what the other person is hot for you.
You: ahh kay
You: you don't have a girlfriend ?
Stranger: no. i'm kind of an outcast. :(
Stranger: if i had one, i wouldn't be here right now
You: mhh
You: why are you kind of outcast ?
You: may you explain it to me ?
Stranger: well, i am not really violent, so the other classmates showed dominance by pushing me around.
You: aww thats mean -.-
You: and girls dont like you cause you get pushed ?
Stranger: i know -_- so, now i'm an outcast who is incapable of talking to girls he likes beacause i am afraid of being rejected.
Stranger: and when i actually ask a girl out, guess what happens. i get rejected.
You: mhh that's awkward don't you think you should change somethig ? like get nem reputation ?
Stranger: well, i hate the reputation sistem. i'm a nice guy, i'm smart, i'm not bad looking. do i have to kill a guy to get a girlfriend?
You: noo but show the girls that youre a real gentlemen and the others a stupid monkeys .. let them feel that youre better
Stranger: well, that isn't really working for me. believe me, i've tried.
You: aww ...
You: may i see i picture of you ?
Stranger: well, i only have a picture of me on facebook.
You: mhh
Stranger: sorry.
You: it's okay
Stranger: well, it's been great talking to you, but i have to go now.
Stranger: goodbie
You: cucu
You have disconnected. 

sammal der tyo soll sich ficken gehn der labber mich mit seinen problemen zu und dann sagt tschüss tschau ?! vllt wollt ich dem ja au noch mein herz auschütten so von wegen forever alone :'D so ein spasst

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