interview 2 (leicht pervers?!) :'D

Stranger: hey im 17 yr old male looking for trading naughty pics

You: aha.

You: im a 15 yeah old femle (: and id love to talk to you (;

Stranger: pk

Stranger: ok

You: pk ?

You: how are you my dear ?

Stranger: horny

You: mhh

You: may you tell me a secret about you ?

Stranger: ?? like what??

You: like you fuck you mom

You: :'D idk its your secrect

You: how can i now ?

Stranger: i like wearing my sisters panties and taking pics

You: no kidding ? :'D

Stranger: its true

You: wow thats weird :D

You: fuck yeah

Stranger: i guess

You: how comes ?

You: i mean here get you the idear to ?

Stranger: i just find it kinky wearing girls panties

Stranger: it turns me on

You: haha what says your mum when she washes them and sees the sperm in the pants of her daughter `? :'D

Stranger: i dont come in them

You: sure ? :D

Stranger: yes

Stranger: u have any secrets?

You: idk id never thaught about -.-

You: i think not such a cool one like yours ^^

Stranger: ok

You: whats with the precum ?

You: how old is your sister ?

Stranger: shes 19

You: ahh

You: do you have a girlfriend ?

Stranger: no

You: why not ? (:

Stranger: i dont know

You: : D

You: and bevore ? ever had one ?

Stranger: yes about 6 months ago

You: how was the sex ?

Stranger: it was good

You: just good ?

Stranger: yeah :(

You: aww

You: mhh good luck with the next one (;

Stranger: thanks

You: maybee you get her wet if you were your sisters pants ; D

You: i think you should try ^^

Stranger: maybe but i think she will just find it weird

You: yeah it pretty is

You: maybe she thinks its funny

Stranger: maybe

You: (;

You: bädäm you won one free question to me

You: ask whatever you want

You: or disconnect

Stranger: are u turned on by my secret?

You: no really totally not :'D too weird

You: so see ya was nice to met you (;

interview

Stranger: hello

You: he yo (:

You: how are you ?

Stranger: asl?

You: 15 f germany

You: and asl sucks

You: wbu ?

Stranger: 17 m romania

Stranger: and why does it suck?

You: :'D its boring (;

You: romania = italy ?

You: so how are you doing ?

Stranger: no :(

Stranger: romania is a descendant of rome. we are west of the black sea

You: ahh i got it (:

Stranger: we are larger than austria. it's kind of hard not to notice us

You: im so sry i just didnt know the english name ...

You: i'm kinda slow today ^^

Stranger: no problem :))

Stranger: i'm horrible at geography, so i shouldn't complain.

You: :P

You: may you tell me a secet about you ?

Stranger: what kind of secret?

You: you can choose (: one who you wouldn't tell anyone who knows you

Stranger: i'm looking for girls on omegle :|

You: :'D in wich case ? i mean what to you want from the girls ? (:

You: why is this a secret ? : D

Stranger: well, to see them naked. :|

You: why don't you watch porn ?

Stranger: well, it's not hte same experience. to watch someone do it, or to know what the other person is hot for you.

You: ahh kay

You: you don't have a girlfriend ?

Stranger: no. i'm kind of an outcast. :(

Stranger: if i had one, i wouldn't be here right now

You: mhh

You: why are you kind of outcast ?

You: may you explain it to me ?

Stranger: well, i am not really violent, so the other classmates showed dominance by pushing me around.

You: aww thats mean -.-

You: and girls dont like you cause you get pushed ?

Stranger: i know -_- so, now i'm an outcast who is incapable of talking to girls he likes beacause i am afraid of being rejected.

Stranger: and when i actually ask a girl out, guess what happens. i get rejected.

You: mhh that's awkward don't you think you should change somethig ? like get nem reputation ?

Stranger: well, i hate the reputation sistem. i'm a nice guy, i'm smart, i'm not bad looking. do i have to kill a guy to get a girlfriend?

You: noo but show the girls that youre a real gentlemen and the others a stupid monkeys .. let them feel that youre better

Stranger: well, that isn't really working for me. believe me, i've tried.

You: aww ...

You: may i see i picture of you ?

Stranger: well, i only have a picture of me on facebook.

You: mhh

Stranger: sorry.

You: it's okay

Stranger: well, it's been great talking to you, but i have to go now.

Stranger: goodbie

You: cucu

You have disconnected. 

sammal der tyo soll sich ficken gehn der labber mich mit seinen problemen zu und dann sagt tschüss tschau ?! vllt wollt ich dem ja au noch mein herz auschütten so von wegen forever alone :'D so ein spasst

Australia here we go .3

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: I'm Robbie

Stranger: 24 m aus

You: WOWWW

You: AUSTRALIA?!

Stranger: what's ur name?

You: here emma and wow i love australia :D

Stranger: yes :)

Stranger: cool :)

Stranger: have u been b4?

You: no but me and my friend we plan since ages1

You: im just 1& and we need to end school before :)

Stranger: cool

You: but we'll do it we are sure :)

Stranger: haha, fair enough :)

You: how's life in australia?

Stranger: u'll love it ;)

Stranger: it's gd

Stranger: where r u from?

You: im sure :D i just know good things about it

You: :D

You: germany

Stranger: haha cool

Stranger: how long r u gonna be here for?

You: yaa its cool too but i want to learn surfing and i want to go on the beach on christmas :D (you must think im a dreamer :D)

You: a year or more

Stranger: haha, no it's all gd

You: we start with work and travel and look where it goes after :D

Stranger: yeh, beach on christmas is cool :)

You: so you did it? for me it sounds so unvelievable :D

You: unbelievable

Stranger: yeh, i was born here :)

Stranger: so always lived here

Stranger: yeh :)

You: uuuh i waant too :D

You: i really enjoy life in germany and i couldnt imagine a othr country to live better except one country and thats australia :)

You: did you ever stroke a kangooro?

You: :'D

Stranger: yes, i have b4 once or twice, lol

Stranger: anyway, sorry, i have to go, nice talking to u, have fun when u get to aus!

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Stranger: hi

You: uhm hi (:

Stranger: m or f?

You: how are you ?

Stranger: i m gud n u

You: youre from india ?

Stranger: ya

You: i can read your mind

Stranger: wow

You: yeah wow

Stranger: tell me more

You: no :P

You: see ya have a good life

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Stranger: hey i am looking for a girl who lets me be her doggy

You: uhm wuff wuff :'D

You: haha go get a brain

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