:D wars wieder witzig...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl

You: hey

You: 15 f germany

You: u?

Stranger: 15 m aus

Stranger: whats ur name

You: emma

You: yours?

Stranger: sam

You: hi sam, nice to meet u

Stranger: me too

Stranger: any bf

You: no...

You: u?

Stranger: i cant have a bf

You: :D yes

You: but.. u can if you want to... ;)

Stranger: no i m not a gay

You: okok

You: so any gf?

Stranger: no not yet lookin' for one it might be u

You: okaaay

You: but u know im in germany

Stranger: r u on fb

You: thats far away from u

You: yes...

Stranger: whats ur full name

You: u cant find me on facebook

Stranger: why?

You: my name is different in fb

Stranger: telll

You: no sry... not yet

Stranger: plz babe

You: u dont know ANYthing bout e

You: *me

Stranger: okk

You: can u pls send me a link of your fb page?

Stranger: u plz

You: iuf i send you, u cant c more than my name. eveything other is closed for strangers

Stranger: its mine too

Stranger: then also u give

You: first talk here pls

Stranger: okk

Stranger: can i ask u aprsnl q

You: yes

Stranger: suppose we two r couples

You: sry what?

Stranger: jst here for dis chat suppose we two r couples

You: ok

Stranger: we come from a romantic party and enter the house nowu want me to hv sex wid u so what u will do to get both of us in bed naked for sex describe in detail

You: i know that u want it too :)

You: but i have my period so i cant... sr y

Stranger: jst describe in dis chathow u will convince me

You: its ugly when we have sex if i have my special days

Stranger: suppose u dont hv ur special days jst now

You: i cnat... i have it already!

Stranger: jst for dis chat think

You: thats unrealistic

Stranger: leave describe urself

You: im a girl

Stranger: describe ur full body figure

You: i am middle tall...

You: i have blond-brown halflong hair

You: 2 eyes, 1 nose, 1 mouth, 2 ears

You: = face

Stranger: and ur boobs?

You: i have 2 boobs

Stranger: size?

You: i am 1.66 meters long

Stranger: evr had sex?

You: no u?

Stranger: yes

You: great

You: so phone to the girl u had sex with and ask her if she can say dirty things to u and describe her body :)