Welcome!




Hello everyone!

I'm german, so why i'm writing English? Because its the language in Omegle! Omegle is a site where you can meet strangers from all over the world. And it certainly is anonymous! In Omegle you can meet the coolest and nicest people and you'll never meet the same person again, thats nearly impossible. But of course there also really ass holes and perverts. But then you can say easy:
NEXT!

On this site we collect the funniest and coolest chats for you. Enjoy!


Hei Leute!
Ich bin Deutsch, wieso ist hier dann alles Englisch? Weil es die Sprache in Omegle ist! Omegle ist eine Seite, auf der man neue Leute aus der ganzen Welt kennenlernen kann: Strangers (Fremde). Und es ist ganz sicher anonym! In Omegle kannst du die coolsten und nettesten Leute treffen und niemals die gleiche Person erneut! Das ist fast unmöglich. Aber natürlich gibt es auch ziemliche Arschlöcher und Perverslinge. Aber in diesem Fall lässt sich schnell und einfach sagen:
NEXT!

In diesem Blog sammeln wir die lustigsten und verrücktesten Gespräche mit unseren Lieblings-Strangern ;) Viel Spaß!

www.Omegle.com




Samstag, 26. März 2011

: D

Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: my name is Mark and i'm from poland
Stranger: and you?
You: o i love girls from poland
Stranger: i am boy
You: are you sure
Stranger: yes
You: i dont think so

Dienstag, 15. März 2011

: P

You: how are you ?
Stranger: Thomas sing, this is the moment !
You: andereas wigg: D
Stranger: No, Jimmy protested.
You: wtf is jimmy ?
Stranger: I don't know to be honest... Let's just blame Niall.
You: what are you talking about ?
You: : D
Stranger: It's a 1D thing. (:
You: awww they are some kids from x factor i think
Stranger: YES ! YOU GOT IT ! :D
Stranger: I'm so proud of you. (:
You: : P
You: where you from ?
Stranger: Germany. (: And you ?
You: --> i dont watch x factor : D
You: same :DDDD
Stranger: Wirklich ? :O
You: ja man : )
Stranger: :D
You: haha aber ich schau so n scheiss ed an : D
Stranger: Ich habe es auch nicht geguckt, ich kenne sie nur durch jemand anderen und ja. (: Und ich liebe sie, mwhahaha. :D
You: : DDD omg warum reden in omgle alle über die ?
Stranger: Weil, ja, ehm, das frage ich mich auch, eig. :D Es kam bestimmt so dazu das einer rein geht und die andere gleich alle mit und ja. (:
You: haha : D also besonders gut aussehn tun se ja jetzt ned
You: ...
Stranger: Doch. (: Und singen können sie. :d
You: : P ka hab se no ed ghört ; )
You: was singen die ?
Stranger: Guck einfach mal bei YouTube. (:
You: da find i nix : D
You: schick mal n link ; )
Stranger: Okay, mache ich. (:
You: wow danke : )
You: von wo genau bisch du eig ? : )
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtxPIXE_Nrg
Stranger: Niedersachsen. ;)
Stranger: Und du ?
You: awww : ) saxen ishc so witzig : D
You: der dialekt xD
Stranger: HAHAHA ! :D
You: baden würtemmberg
Stranger: Da wohnen meine Tante und so. (:
You: alfa bübsch
You: : DDD
You: so genial : )
You: kann da immer wieder drüber lachn ♥
Stranger: :D
You: okay einer von dene sieht gut aus : D
Stranger: Welcher ? (:
You: vll au zwei : D
Stranger: Und das wären...? (:
Stranger: :D
You: die zwei ab 0.15
You: und der bei 0.74
You: ahh 0.47
Stranger: Aww, haha. (:
Stranger: ♥
You: who is your fav ? : D
Stranger: Der mit den locken. :P
You: süüsss : )
Stranger: Hehe. (: ♥
Stranger: Aber eig. sehen alle gut aus und sind alle meine Lieblinge. :D
You: : D naja : D
You: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhcjlhcY5P1qclqbso1_500.jpg
You: der sieh übelschd gut aus ; D
You: http://joshuafarrell.tumblr.com/post/3218606709/me-3
Stranger: Oh ja, das tut er wirklich. :D :O
You: mit dem scheib i immer awww : )
You: also mit dem 2ten
You: der isch übelschd nett : )
Stranger: Der sieht auch schon nett aus. (:
You: : ) musch dir mal dems ien bilder in msn geben : D
You: und der kann au no singen ... omg hör dir mal die sachen an auf dem blogg
Stranger: Kann ich machen, aber weißt du was ? :O Ich muss jetzt leider gehen... :(
You: mhh okay ; )
You: nice to meet you : )
Stranger: Ciao. (: Xx
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Dienstag, 8. März 2011

(57) OMG He`s from the earth :)

Stranger: hi
You: helöö : )
Stranger: asl
You: 15 f germany
Stranger: 21 m
You: from ?
Stranger: earth
You: haha
Stranger: did i jst meet u?
Stranger: and u asked me abt weather?
You: nop
You: sry
Stranger: ohk..
Stranger: cool
Stranger: wat do u wanna talk abt
You: about where you from ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Sonntag, 6. März 2011

(56) a strange indian

Stranger: hi
Stranger: hw r u ????
You: okay : )
You: wbu ?
Stranger: m fyn
Stranger: ur name ?
You: johanna
Stranger: ohhhhhh wow u hav a lovely name
You: lol thx whats your name ?
Stranger: sahil
Stranger: nice to meet u
You: nice to meet you to sahil : ) nice ame to - never heard bevore
You: where you from ?
Stranger: india
Stranger: u r from ?
You: germany
Stranger: gr888
You: mhh
You: why ?
Stranger: ballack's country
Stranger: u lyk soccer/
You: phillip lahm 4 ever
You: blackack sucks
Stranger: ohhhhhk lol
Stranger: ur age ?
You: 15
You: you know phillip lahm ?
Stranger: 19
You: its the new capitain
Stranger: no
Stranger: ohhhhk
Stranger: thnx for tellin me
Stranger: so sweet of u .....
You: :P
You: don t make fun with me
Stranger: nooooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: dnt say lyk dis
Stranger: plz
You: okay
Stranger: but y u said dat ?
Stranger: did i smthin wrong wid u ?
You: no
You: sry
You: its okay
Stranger: its okay now
You: yeah
Stranger: now v r frnds.......
You: aha ok
Stranger: tell me more bout u .......
You: i m happy
You: i ve gont no bf
You: i like snowboarding
You: and i want to start longboarding
Stranger: plz dnt disconnect it ......coz once u do dat .....i cnt do nythin
You: i love eating
Stranger: ohhhhhh
Stranger: gr88888
Stranger: den tell me wts ur fav food ?
Stranger: hello knock knock...........
Stranger: hellllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: r u dere ?????????????????
You: chocolate
You: wbu ?
Stranger: u busy ?????
You: yeah
You: sry
Stranger: my god i cnt believe dis..........
You: what ?
Stranger: i do lyk choclates so much
You: haha nice
Stranger: i love temptation.......
Stranger: n bournville
You: aha nice
You: have you hobbies ?
Stranger: yup
Stranger: i lyk to hang out wid ma frnds
Stranger: listenig to music
Stranger: chatin wid strangers
Stranger: lyk dis.....
Stranger: m chtin wid u
You: haha : ) what kinda music ?
Stranger: bt nw u r nt stranger fr me
Stranger: u r my frnd now
Stranger: love songs
Stranger: u lyk music ?
You: yeah
You: mostly punk or alternativ rock
Stranger: ohhhhhhk
Stranger: do u believe in love ?
You: yeah
You: why not ?
Stranger: i do believe in true love
Stranger: m searchin for dat angel........
Stranger: wid whom i wil fall in love ............
You: yeah
You: who does not ?
Stranger: but need a true lover too frm opposit syd na......
You: aha
Stranger: will u hlp me ?
You: how could i do ?
Stranger: my heart wanna say smthin ............
Stranger: can i ?
You: yeah
You: oaky
You: np
Stranger: from last 20 mins v r chatin......wid ech other.....but i dint use evn a singl bad word.......
Stranger: dis shws m a good guy ....
Stranger: wt u think /bout me ?
You: haha youre mhh strange, nice and i dont really understand your english : D
Stranger: m nt praisin myslf........but ...smthin lyk dat .....coz my heart sayin dat u r vry gorgeous grl on dis planet
You: aha nice
Stranger: i think dat u r js beautiful.......a beautiful grl.
You: aha : D
You: nice you cant see me but yeah
Stranger: but my heart sayin ol dat
You: okay nice
Stranger: do u hav ny facebook account ?
You: now i think youre really stange
You: no i deletet it
Stranger: y so ?
You: mhh ?
Stranger: y u deletd it ?
Stranger: u busy ?????????
You: yeah i m
You: yeah i delete it
Stranger: whr ?????
Stranger: whr r u busy sweety ?
You: dunno
You: hey i m not your sweety
Stranger: ok sorry ........
Stranger: vry sory
Stranger: u knw once we disconnect our omegle .....atr dat v cnt do nythin.......d long chats wil go waste .........m rite na ????
You: i don undertand you
You have disconnected.

(55) Help: LOL-Epidemic!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: horny f 19 here :P
You: hornyyy too
You: i guess you arent 19 but thats okey
Stranger: i am lol
You: why dont u watch pornos like the other horny kids too?
You: a 19 year old wouldnt wirte "lol"
Stranger: if i was gonna lie i'd say i was younger lol
Stranger: i have a thing for chat sexlol
You: and you do it again!
Stranger: uhh, i disagree
You: in every sentence you say lol
You: Is this a epidemic here??
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

(54) He's horny, but NOT an american?!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey male or female?
You: feeeemaaale
Stranger: nice
Stranger: im male
Stranger: from?
You: find it out :D
You: muahaha
You: okey jk germany
Stranger: ok
Stranger: age?
You: first u
You: where are u from?
You: oh and i think its nice that u didnt ask bout asl
You: its annoying
You: huuuhuuu?
Stranger: 24
Stranger: u?
Stranger: yes
You: hmm you dont talk much, right?
Stranger: ur age?
You: dont u like it or want u just to have cs with me?
Stranger: cs i would like :)
You: where are u from?
You: oooh say america and i eat my rubber!
Stranger: sweden
You: oh
You: so
Stranger: haha
Stranger: are u horny?
You: horny sweden searches horny female, i guess you are NOT gay...
Stranger: haha no
You: i can say you something honestly: do it yourself and shut up miss piggy!
You have disconnected.

(53) A wonderful Indian

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: heyy
You: mhh today noone talks to mea :(
Stranger: hello
You: Im so sad bout this
You: oh...hello!
Stranger: aww
You: Im often sad you know
Stranger: why?
You: why do you say aw? that makes me sad!
You: cause noone wants to talk with me!
You: everyone thinks im a nerd and then i want to hurt myself
You: do you know emos?
You: i think i am a emo because i like sitting in the corner
You: and you=
Stranger: do you hurt yourself?
You: no cause it makes me sad
You: im an emo you know
Stranger: change your attitude!
You: hmm whats that? can it make me sad?
Stranger: are you being serious.
You: i really dont understand
Stranger: cuz your not?!
You: i am from france
Stranger: ohh okay
You: mhmh
Stranger: start from beggining
You: hello i am from france and that makes me sad
You: cause everyone laughs at me in omegle and sais i am gay
Stranger: france makes you sad?
You: ah oui!
You: yes sadly :(
Stranger: no one knows you in omegle
You: where are u from?
You: yeah but when they here i am from france they say i am gay
You: and THAT makes me sad
Stranger: india
You: damn why does nobody understand my feelings
You: ooooh indiaa
Stranger: france is an awesome
Stranger: place
Stranger: been there
You: do you wanna become my new mate?
You: hm....
You: but everyone says that its gay
You: they say india is gay too, that makes me sad now too :(
Stranger: omg.
Stranger: seriously!
You: the way french people talk is gay, the way they are walking, the way they give each other kisses
You: everything
You: yeah u didnt know?
You: most of people disconnect when they hear you are from india
Stranger: your just making me a fool
You: NO
You: i got a proof
Stranger: ?
You: look thats a blog bout omegle, found it yesterday in the internet when i googled omegle: http://strangers-out-there.blogspot.com/
the people who made it are from diferent countrys and they work together on that page
You: they collect interesting conversitions
Stranger: ???
You: and there are lot of indian conversations too
You: and they disconnect a looooot
You: oh just look at it
You: i cant it makes me sad :(
Stranger: are you a girl?/
You: yes why?
Stranger: nothing.
Stranger: you cry alot!
You: he
You: guys dont cry or what?
You: im an emo i HAVE to cry a lot
Stranger: im a girl.
Stranger: i don't whine so much
You: shall i post our conversition in the stranger blog? your meanings are really interesting and you are a really nice indian!
Stranger: chill
You: okey you are right
Stranger: no.
Stranger: its okay
You: no what?
Stranger: chill
You: okey i chill
Stranger: this is not the end of the world.
Stranger: no one knows you in omegle
You: yeah you're right, you are definitly right
You: you are so nice!
You: you are not like the others which call me gay
You: :)
Stranger: thank you.
Stranger: i am.
Stranger: good.
Stranger: stop whining.
Stranger: okay?
You: okey
You: thx you a lot
Stranger: okay bye.!
Stranger: :)
Stranger: take care.
Stranger: alright?
You: hey
You: i want the world change their opinion about you indians
You: you are not crazy
You: i post this in the blog
Stranger: yeah
?
You: so can everybody see how wonderful you are!
You: and nobody knows you anyway :)
Stranger: Okey i dont mind...

(...)

Dienstag, 1. März 2011

(52) birthday

Stranger: its my birthday, will you give me a b-day blowjob?
You: mhh
You: first happy b-day
You: second *hug you *
You: third ´dissconnect´
Stranger: fourth "fuck me or die"
You: okay die
Your conversational partner has disconnected.