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Hello everyone!

I'm german, so why i'm writing English? Because its the language in Omegle! Omegle is a site where you can meet strangers from all over the world. And it certainly is anonymous! In Omegle you can meet the coolest and nicest people and you'll never meet the same person again, thats nearly impossible. But of course there also really ass holes and perverts. But then you can say easy:
NEXT!

On this site we collect the funniest and coolest chats for you. Enjoy!


Hei Leute!
Ich bin Deutsch, wieso ist hier dann alles Englisch? Weil es die Sprache in Omegle ist! Omegle ist eine Seite, auf der man neue Leute aus der ganzen Welt kennenlernen kann: Strangers (Fremde). Und es ist ganz sicher anonym! In Omegle kannst du die coolsten und nettesten Leute treffen und niemals die gleiche Person erneut! Das ist fast unmöglich. Aber natürlich gibt es auch ziemliche Arschlöcher und Perverslinge. Aber in diesem Fall lässt sich schnell und einfach sagen:
NEXT!

In diesem Blog sammeln wir die lustigsten und verrücktesten Gespräche mit unseren Lieblings-Strangern ;) Viel Spaß!

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Sonntag, 27. Februar 2011

(51) Kinda gay question :D

Stranger: Edward or Jacob?
You: ähhh nop
You: neither
You: are you gay ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

(50) Indian Phenomen :Ds

Stranger: hey
You: hey
You: im from india
You: u?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

(49) Damn!

Stranger: asl
Stranger: ?
You: im from india
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

(48) *look on (47) The Game ended?!

You: I'm from india
Your conversational partner has disconnected

(47) *look on (46)* And the Game goes on :)

You: so i can smiling (:
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
Stranger: ya
You: 15 f germany
You: u?
Stranger: u can smile
You: :D:D
Stranger: grmany
Stranger: ok
You: u???
Stranger: so wats ur name miss germany
You: griselda
Stranger: hiiii griselda
Stranger: i m Sid
You: asl?
Stranger: so howz ur day
Stranger: and wat is cooking in ur mind
Stranger: i m boy 19
Stranger: and next month i will be 20
You: happy b-day :D
Stranger: thanx
You: where do u come from?#
Stranger: i m from very far
Stranger: bt we can become close frnd
Stranger: i m from india
You have disconnected.

(46) Smile Sunshine :)

Stranger: heloo
You: hello
You: asl?
Stranger: m 21 uk
Stranger: u?
You: f 15 germany
Stranger: how are you today?
You: tired a little bit :D u?
Stranger: im good
You: so i can smiling :)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

(45) strange...

You: hey :)
Stranger: hi
Stranger: wanna have sex
Stranger: ?
Stranger: m?
You: yes of course
You: f

Donnerstag, 24. Februar 2011

(44) i dont get him : D

Stranger: wow theres alot of diuchebags on chat
You: mhh
Stranger: yeah its mainly a bunch of losers trying to get lucky
You: hehe : D you find the right words
Stranger: rlly, i dont even know what i'm talking about........or do i?
Stranger: DO I?
You: : D you had to know if you do
Stranger: OK. i guess i'm smart then. if u'll excuse me i'm going to go kill my mother for calling me stuoid and lying to me
You: okay
Stranger: sorry, meant stupid.
You: youre strange i guews
You: *gues
Stranger: i'm not a psycho though.
Stranger: and i dont sell cheep explosives
You: haha oaky : D
Stranger: believe me i dont.
Stranger: BELIEVE ME
You: yeah
You: i do
You: but you dont make it easy
You: to me
Stranger: ok good. because i was going to have to make scary menacing text faces if u found out that i did.
Stranger: WHICH I DONT
You: aha
You: i dont really get it : ) how old are you ß
Stranger: im 14 and im asmart kid. and a half. and kno maths
You: okay
You: yeah
You: i m 15
Stranger: dissapointed
Stranger: are you?
Stranger: sorry, meant to make that one text
You: no
You: from what ?
Stranger: nevermind.
Stranger: i was going to say something relly perverted but thats what ends conversations so.....
You: dissconnet ?
Stranger: yeah thats what i meant. i guess im not that smart afterall. now i have to go...... oh yeah. already did that
You: öhm
You: good luck
Stranger: with what
You: beeing smart
You: http://strangers-out-there.blogspot.com/ loolk here the nice person post
You: he was very smart
Stranger: whats that supposed to mean? that im stoopid?
You: nooo
You: okay maybee
Stranger: I'm imune to pain.
You: nice
Stranger: ive endured more pain than any man should. most of it is self inflicted.
You: yeah nice information
Stranger: uhhuh. u know thats what youve been wanting to heer.
Stranger: OR WAS IT?
Stranger: was it
You: no
You: yeha had to go ciao
You: : )
You: : *
Stranger: oh ok.

Montag, 21. Februar 2011

(43) strange

.....

Stranger: b friends
You: be friends ?
You: are you from india or whats wrong ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Freitag, 18. Februar 2011

(42) mubarak is gone / egyptic hero ; )

You: hey: )
Stranger: hey :)
Stranger: how are yyou
Stranger: before asl :)
You: unbelivable happy : D
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: wow
You: 15 f germany
Stranger: thats amaazing
Stranger: :)
You: and you ?
Stranger: i am happy coz inam talking to somoene is happy
Stranger: :)
Stranger: am 20
You: lol : D
Stranger: m
Stranger: egypt:)
You: nice
Stranger: so what makes u unbeleivably happy
Stranger: ?
You: my mum allowd me to go to the my chemical romance konzert
Stranger: WOW
Stranger: it is a rock
Stranger: band
Stranger: i heared about it
Stranger: am rocker too \ M /
Stranger: congratulations :)
Stranger: are u there dear :) ?
You: sry
You: : D
You: was away fro a mom : )
Stranger: dont be sorry
Stranger: :)
Stranger: u seem sweet girl
You: : ) its my first concert
Stranger: like all german girls i knew :)
Stranger: wow congratulations
You: lol : D
Stranger: again
You: thx
Stranger: bitte
Stranger: :)
Stranger: :P
Stranger: i know danke and bitte only
Stranger: :
Stranger: D
You: : DD nice
Stranger: so btw u made me happy and smile
You: hey whats about mukarak ?
Stranger: talking to u
You: hes gone xD
Stranger: yes
Stranger: he is gone
Stranger: since 25 jan
You: yeah
Stranger: i was in the revolutioons
Stranger: i took a bullet
Stranger: in my back
You: i followed it in the tv
Stranger: and my leg
Stranger: but i am stil alive
Stranger: i was fighting so hard for my freedome i was ready to die
Stranger: now i feel as a hero and real man i am proud of m self :)
You: wow cool respect
Stranger: the bullet memory will nevr gone
Stranger: and i took about 50 tear gas bomb
Stranger: it was so bad days but surrely the best memeories
Stranger: :)
You: you could tell that your childreen and they will tell it their childreen again ...
You: : D
You: wow really cool
Stranger: yes
Stranger: hey lsiten thats gonna sound odd
Stranger: but
Stranger: i liked the chat so far
Stranger: u seem like adorable person
Stranger: excuse me i naturally like the german people
Stranger: they are friendly alot especialy girl
Stranger: ;D
Stranger: am not saying this coz u are a girl no no
Stranger: just i can tell u are nice and kool
Stranger: :)
You: aww thx
Stranger: and danke for what u said
You: : )
Stranger: and yes i will say this stories for hcildren
Stranger: :)
Stranger: what is ur name :)
Stranger: my name is ahmed
You: nice to meet you ahmed
You: i m johanna
Stranger: wow great name :)
Stranger: the pleasure is mine :) johanna
Stranger: :)
You: : P
Stranger: hey you have msn ?
You: yeah
Stranger: i am online now and i would love to add u
Stranger: :)
Stranger: if u dont mind
Stranger: the egyptian hero wanna have new german friend
Stranger: ;
Stranger: D
You: okay : ) chilloutinferno@hotmail.de
You: : DD
Stranger: will add u now
Stranger: :)
You: : D you definitly come into our blogg
Stranger: blogg
Stranger: ?
Stranger: :D
You: http://strangers-out-there.blogspot.com/
Stranger: srry my engllish isnot perfec
Stranger: i added u
Stranger: mine is
You: : D visit it : ) then you ll see
Stranger: metalhammer_lord_glenntipton@hotmail.com
Stranger: add me as well
You: i added you already
You: oh wait msn doesnt work
Stranger: kool
Stranger: i see u now
Stranger: onlie
Stranger: :P
You: yeah same here

(41) fuck fuck fuck you

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hail
Stranger: hail
Stranger: hail
Stranger: hail
Stranger: hitler
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Donnerstag, 17. Februar 2011

(40) profound ?!

Stranger: halo reach or black ops ?
You: black ops
You: call of duty ?
Stranger: ohhkay. yeah
Stranger: call of duty..but black ops didnt live up to the expectation
Stranger: sadly
You: mhh
Stranger: moreover my xbox doesnt play black ops and reach nowi
Stranger: *now
You: : D
Stranger: am living in hell right now
You: i ve heard that black ops is just in the muliplayer cool
You: but i m just a girl i don t really play these things : D
Stranger: no kidding !!
Stranger: really ? :O
You: yeah
You: why ?
Stranger: it's amazing that a girl knows what black ops and reach is.. :P
You: haha lol : D hwo doesnt ?
Stranger: lol most of the girls.
Stranger: so you play video games too ?
You: no : D
Stranger: aww sad. if you were playing i might have married you. :P
You: : D
You: how old are you ?
Stranger: 20 and you
You: haha lol i m 15
Stranger: lol. it's then way to early for you to get married
You: yeah : D thats mhh pretty right
Stranger: so what you doing here ?? dont you know that there's an epidemic spread here with a disease named HORNY !! :O
You: : D yeah thats right to mhh but i m bored : ) and not all horny : D
Stranger: lol thank god. but you are safe here trust me
You: : D good to hear
Stranger: what's your name ?
You: Johanna
Stranger: ahh nice name. i'm yash
Stranger: where are you from ?
You: hi yash nice to meet you very cool name : D
You: i m from germany and you ?
Stranger: well i am from the exotic subcontinent of india
You: ahh
Stranger: yeah
You: whats the subcontinet of india ?
Stranger: lol nothing. i just say it because of no reason. :P
You: okay : D so you from nowhere ?
You: haha or the middle of nowhere nebraska ?
Stranger: lol no. i'm from india.
You: okay
You: do you want to visit our blogg about omegle ?
Stranger: our blog ?
Stranger: what's that ?
You: http://strangers-out-there.blogspot.com/
You: a blogg from my friends and me
You: we reblogg some conversitions
Stranger: ahh nice.
Stranger: it's cool
You: you watch it ?
Stranger: yeah.
Stranger: so that means our conversation is also going down this blog ?
You: mhh it dont had to i dont reblogg all conversitions... just some special
Stranger: ohh. so this one's not special ? :/
Stranger: sad !!
You: : D i don said that : D
Stranger: haha ok we'll see if this conversation goes down your blog or not
Stranger: but it's really cool
You: thx
Stranger: so all these conversations are of you or all of your frnds together ?
You: together you see from eich user it is under the conversition... i m anonymously
Stranger: ok either your english is not so good or am drunk. whatever it is i couldnt understand your last ling.
Stranger: sorry !
You: : D
You: oaky its my english
Stranger: haha i knew i wasnt drunk
You: : P
You: if you see that
You: Eingestellt von anonymously
You: then its from me
Stranger: i've seen one of your chat.
Stranger: one with a guy from UK
You: yeah
Stranger: so you are a blonde
Stranger: hmmm
You: mhh
Stranger: nice.
You: and if you klick ältere posts you ill see the older posts
You: haha lol there you see my msn
Stranger: yeah i see that.
You: and what do you think about this uk stranger ?
You: nice or not ?
Stranger: yeah he was nice.
Stranger: so have you ever chatted again ?
You: with him ?
You: yeah
Stranger: ohhkay
Stranger: but from the older chats it seems that your frnds dont really like indians ! :/
You: xD
You: sry
Stranger: that's ok.
You: not really : D
You: its asocial but mhh thats the way we are : D
Stranger: i wonder why did'nt you disconnect knowing that i'm an indian. :O
You: you re nice
Stranger: i hope that this conversation does change the perception of you and your frnds about indians
Stranger: :P
You: : P it wont ... you are just a exeption ^^
Stranger: there might be more. we have 1.25 billion people here.
Stranger: :D
You: : D maybee
You: but i wont write with 1.25 billion people : D
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: so let's take it as i'm the representative of those 1.25 billion people
Stranger: you can talk to me
You: okay : D
Stranger: and it seems that your frnds dont like Justin Beiber too.
You: haha jusitn bieber sucks
Stranger: lol. indeed
Stranger: dont know what people like in him so much
You: yeah : D he cant sing and looks like 12
Stranger: lol yeah
Stranger: so you have only msn or something else too ?
You: skype
Stranger: okay. so you can add me there if you wish too
You: mhh
You: in msn ?
Stranger: i dont have it. it's hectic to manage so many accounts. :P
Stranger: facebook, orkut, skype etc etc
Stranger: so skype is cool with you ?
You: mhh in skype i just add people i know
Stranger: but you know me as well dont you. ? :O
Stranger: you know that i'm an indian. you know that i am 20yrs old. what else do you need to know ?
:P
You: : P
You: to be honest i know nothing from you : D
Stranger: so why did you put our conversation in that blog ?
You: you are still visitingit ? : D
Stranger: haha yeah. and why did you like put only a part of the conversation
?
You: cant explain its jsut the way it is
Stranger: suit yourself
Stranger: i feel like visiting this blog again and again. it's fun to read the chats.
You: : D wha thats cool :)
Stranger: yeah.
Stranger: so now that i'm in your blog so i think that i should go now. you've got what you wanted.
You: ??
You: no why ?
You: i want nice conversitions : D
You: haha
You: the nicest i even dont reblogg
Stranger: ok firstly it's blog and not blogg
You: if you want
Stranger: secondly i really dont like the way you think of indians.
You: haha oaky : D
Stranger: but yeah i would like to ask one question from you
Stranger: if you dont mind
You: yeah
You: ask
Stranger: why do germans hate hitler so much ? i hope that it's not offensive in any way
You: cause this fucking person the half world thinks we re nazis and it was so much terrible what he ve done
Stranger: so you hate him because people think you are nazis and related to hitler ?
You: yeah he was sick how stupid could you be to kill so much people thats so sad
Stranger: yeah he was.
Stranger: thank you for the answer.
You: no problem
You: sometimes i meet some fucking nazis here
Stranger: really !? :P
You: and they a talking shit you can tbelive
You: *can t
Stranger: ohh like what ?
You: if you would say that in germany you would come into prison
You: and they think i m a nazi too
Stranger: OMG really ?
Stranger: what's it that they say ?
You: old paroles from hitler in geman thinks i dont even had known
Stranger: hmmmm
You: and they re laughing about that
You: they fell cool by this
You: *feel
You: they think i would like them for this
Stranger: then i guess they are not germans. they might be someone else trying to act cool using the name of hitler
You: yeah
You: it s so stupid ... they like hitler but hitler had killed them
Stranger: yeah insane people
Stranger: btw if anyone asks you again to choose between halo reach or black ops then choose halo reach. :D
Stranger: ok ?
You: okay : D
Stranger: ok i've to go now. but it was really nice talking to you. and i would definitely read your blogs regularly
You: : D it was nice to talk to you too ♥
Stranger: i would like to read our conversation in your blog next time. :P. like the whole conversation if it's ok with you
Stranger: but anyways
Stranger: bye and takecare. and plz dont disconnect indians after this. :P
You: i ve thought about this in that mom : D
You: ; P maybe
Stranger: you might disconnect me in future
You: i disconnect all who asking after asl
You: if they indians or not...
Stranger: ohh.
Stranger: ok then bye
You: caio
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Mittwoch, 16. Februar 2011

(39) chattet with a indian about our blogg

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Stranger: but from the older chats it seems that your frnds dont really like indians ! :/
You: xD
You: sry
Stranger: that's ok.
You: not really : D
You: its asocial but mhh thats the way we are : D
Stranger: i wonder why did'nt you disconnect knowing that i'm an indian. :O
You: you re nice
Stranger: i hope that this conversation does change the perception of you and your frnds about indians
Stranger: :P
You: : P it wont ... you are just a exeption ^^
Stranger: there might be more. we have 1.25 billion people here.
Stranger: :D
You: : D maybee
You: but i wont write with 1.25 billion people : D
Stranger: hahahaha 
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