Welcome!




Hello everyone!

I'm german, so why i'm writing English? Because its the language in Omegle! Omegle is a site where you can meet strangers from all over the world. And it certainly is anonymous! In Omegle you can meet the coolest and nicest people and you'll never meet the same person again, thats nearly impossible. But of course there also really ass holes and perverts. But then you can say easy:
NEXT!

On this site we collect the funniest and coolest chats for you. Enjoy!


Hei Leute!
Ich bin Deutsch, wieso ist hier dann alles Englisch? Weil es die Sprache in Omegle ist! Omegle ist eine Seite, auf der man neue Leute aus der ganzen Welt kennenlernen kann: Strangers (Fremde). Und es ist ganz sicher anonym! In Omegle kannst du die coolsten und nettesten Leute treffen und niemals die gleiche Person erneut! Das ist fast unmöglich. Aber natürlich gibt es auch ziemliche Arschlöcher und Perverslinge. Aber in diesem Fall lässt sich schnell und einfach sagen:
NEXT!

In diesem Blog sammeln wir die lustigsten und verrücktesten Gespräche mit unseren Lieblings-Strangern ;) Viel Spaß!

www.Omegle.com




Montag, 6. Februar 2012

nice

Question to discuss:
Here is something you can't understand.
You: i dont wan to understand
Stranger: I can't understand love for Twilight.
You: wtf is twilight ? :D
You: haha kidding
You: i dont like it too
You: too much hype
Stranger: Cool, you do know vampires don't shine ?
You: who cares ?
You: did you know they dont exist ?
Stranger: my girl friends
Stranger: actually
Stranger: and sadly.
You: what ?
Stranger: My friends who are girls care
Stranger: That's the problem with that shit : D
You: ahhh
You: i dont understand that :D
Stranger: Btw, "too much hype", so you like underground culture ?
You: yeah kinda (:
Stranger: Like, what's your favorite movie ?
Stranger: or the first one that comes to your mind
You: uhm i dont really watch movies :D i like star wars and figth club
Stranger: Hm there are good ones at least : )
Stranger: Do you read ?
You: yeah
You: pretty much :D
You: haha i read twilight :D
You: bevore it get hyped
Stranger: I read it too : /
Stranger: But disliked it after the first book
You: yeha boring
Stranger: What's your current book ?
You: eragon
Stranger: Oh, I only read the first one of the saga
Stranger: but it was kinda good, I'm fond of Dragon actually :x
You: (:
You: fav book ever (:
Stranger: so, you already read it ?
You: okay one of the fav
You: uhm the first parts ^^
You: now im at
You: inheritance
Stranger: Oh I see, I should try read more of it
You: what are you fav ?
Stranger: Hm, I'd say... as a classical novel, Romance of Three Kingdoms
Stranger: and as not classical novels, Robin Hobbs books =)
You: i dont know the first one :O
You: (:
Stranger: It's actually a famous historical chinese novel
You: do you know Tales of the Otori ?
You: kay im not well educatet i see :D
Stranger: Yep, you know what, I thought of telling you it's one of my fav but I thought you'd not know it
Stranger: xD
Stranger: and you know it.
You: yeeeahhh :D
You: so goood
You: i love it (:
You: shigeru was sooooo awwww *__*
Stranger: I think a 4th book was released but I didn't read it
Stranger: I should.
You: im on the 3rd now i think
Stranger: there is a end in the 3rd one
Stranger: that's why I never wanted to read the 4th
You: no i alreday have the 4th
Stranger: Didn't want to be dissapointed : p
You: haha :D
Stranger: Is it goo d?
You: uhm okay (:
You: i like shigeru more (: but im not finished yet ^^
Stranger: I don't remember this book's character's names
Stranger: but it's the hero's master ?
Stranger: I mean, the first one
Stranger: who find him in the forest
You: what ? :DD
Stranger: I don't remember which character is Shigeru
You: shigeru is the main person in 0
You: hes the son of the clan member
You: the whole book is about him :D
Stranger: oh ok : )
You: (:
You: read it again :D
You: i read it 2 times too ^^
Stranger: Yep I should, I read it like... 6 years ago
You: (: same here and then i thaought about it again
You: btw how old are you ?
Stranger: I'm 21 years old, and you ?
You: 15 :D
Stranger: Oww you must be cute :3
You: :P
Stranger: Yeah I mean, I don't know why, under 16 people sound "cute" to me
You: i guess youre too (:
You: aww :PP
Stranger: like a little animal
Stranger: Ok that's not nice
Stranger: : (
You: :D
You: i forgive you
You: better a little animal then my dad or something :PP
You: old people are so serious and lame and bla
You: :P
Stranger: And where are you from ? Hope you're not native english speaker or you must think my english is terrible
You: germany
You: :D my english is awkward
You: wbu ?
Stranger: I'm from France
Stranger: and for a 15 years old person, your english is really good
You: not :D
You: kay france interesting
Stranger: Well, actually, in France, we have a real problem with teaching languages
Stranger: and even 18+ people have a terrible english
You: yeah you all thing frensh is the language and you dotn need others ^^
Stranger: So I'm amazed by yours
Stranger: well, no we don't "all" think : p
You: i thought the most english myself
You: :DD
You: i know but its a kinda true stereotype ^^ :P
Stranger: I learned english for videogames at first :x but I'm really happy to know it now
Stranger: and yes, it's kinda true lot of people in France think like that
You: :D
Stranger: I'm in a superior school, but still, lot of people can't speak english
You: i was about 5 times there
You: haha :D english lessons here are fail too
You: but watching English movies and reading English books helps a lot ^^
Stranger: Yep : )
You: (: maybe omegle helps too
Stranger: I never came here before but I was bored while working
Stranger: so I choose to come to see what here is about
You: :D idk how i came here but i totally spend too much time here ^^
Stranger: ahah, because you meet nice people, I love the concept, the idea behind chatroulette was rly good, but too much pervert
Stranger: at least, here you don't see dicks everywhere
You: haha never tried the video thing ?
Stranger: Here ? No, first time I come here, and first person I meet : p
You: really :D i feel honored now (:
Stranger: : ) But if you ask, I guess there are lot of dicks here too ? : p if you try the video thing
You: yeah they are tried 2 times its shit
Stranger: I see : p
You: (: aww i had to take a shower or i ll look horrible tomorrow and fuuuu had to learn a poem
You: fuuuck :D sry
You: i just remind that yet
Stranger: Learn a poem xD be brave !
You: shh :DD thats shit
You: got the peom fot beeing not brave
Stranger: Hope you enjoyed time talking with me, go to have your shower : p
Stranger: and learn that poem during the shower : D
You: good idear ^^ (:
You: ill think about that :D
You: yeah was pretty nice to meet you (:
You: so enjoy your life (: have fun ^^
Stranger: Bye bye, keep on reading good books : )
You: see ya (:
You have disconnected.

Samstag, 7. Januar 2012

:'D

You: uhm hi ?
You: are you shy ?
You: aww that a rime yeah :D
You: im a poet :'D
Stranger: cool ..
Stranger: i m Aniket .. n i m not a poet
Stranger: lol
Stranger: wats ur name ?
You: johanna
Stranger: hmm ..
Stranger: n how young r yu ?
You: youre from india
Stranger: yu guessin .. or yu guessed it already .. ?
You: i can also read minds yeah :D
You: multitalented ;P
Stranger: cool
You: youre about 21 ?
You: yeah it pretty is ^^
Stranger: Seems yu from India as well ?
You: no im not (:
You: youre a bad mind reader
Stranger: lol ..seems so
You: what are you talents ?
You: making friends ? :'D
Stranger: yes ..
Stranger: umm .. tell me more abt mE .. lol
You: see im so good in reading your mind :D
You: uhm you want to marry me ?
Stranger: by the way r yu on yahoo ?
You: nop
You: msn
Stranger: oh plz .. don be so good .. lol
Stranger: wats ur msn id ..
und so weiter und so fort : der inder wird gedisst und ich disconnecte denkt auch den teil ;D

Freitag, 9. Dezember 2011

interview 2 (leicht pervers?!) :'D

Stranger: hey im 17 yr old male looking for trading naughty pics
You: aha.
You: im a 15 yeah old femle (: and id love to talk to you (;
Stranger: pk
Stranger: ok
You: pk ?
You: how are you my dear ?
Stranger: horny
You: mhh
You: may you tell me a secret about you ?
Stranger: ?? like what??
You: like you fuck you mom
You: :'D idk its your secrect
You: how can i now ?
Stranger: i like wearing my sisters panties and taking pics
You: no kidding ? :'D
Stranger: its true
You: wow thats weird :D
You: fuck yeah
Stranger: i guess
You: how comes ?
You: i mean here get you the idear to ?
Stranger: i just find it kinky wearing girls panties
Stranger: it turns me on
You: haha what says your mum when she washes them and sees the sperm in the pants of her daughter `? :'D
Stranger: i dont come in them
You: sure ? :D
Stranger: yes
Stranger: u have any secrets?
You: idk id never thaught about -.-
You: i think not such a cool one like yours ^^
Stranger: ok
You: whats with the precum ?
You: how old is your sister ?
Stranger: shes 19
You: ahh
You: do you have a girlfriend ?
Stranger: no
You: why not ? (:
Stranger: i dont know
You: : D
You: and bevore ? ever had one ?
Stranger: yes about 6 months ago
You: how was the sex ?
Stranger: it was good
You: just good ?
Stranger: yeah :(
You: aww
You: mhh good luck with the next one (;
Stranger: thanks
You: maybee you get her wet if you were your sisters pants ; D
You: i think you should try ^^
Stranger: maybe but i think she will just find it weird
You: yeah it pretty is
You: maybe she thinks its funny
Stranger: maybe
You: (;
You: bädäm you won one free question to me
You: ask whatever you want
You: or disconnect
Stranger: are u turned on by my secret?
You: no really totally not :'D too weird
You: so see ya was nice to met you (;

interview

Stranger: hello
You: he yo (:
You: how are you ?
Stranger: asl?
You: 15 f germany
You: and asl sucks
You: wbu ?
Stranger: 17 m romania
Stranger: and why does it suck?
You: :'D its boring (;
You: romania = italy ?
You: so how are you doing ?
Stranger: no :(
Stranger: romania is a descendant of rome. we are west of the black sea
You: ahh i got it (:
Stranger: we are larger than austria. it's kind of hard not to notice us
You: im so sry i just didnt know the english name ...
You: i'm kinda slow today ^^
Stranger: no problem :))
Stranger: i'm horrible at geography, so i shouldn't complain.
You: :P
You: may you tell me a secet about you ?
Stranger: what kind of secret?
You: you can choose (: one who you wouldn't tell anyone who knows you
Stranger: i'm looking for girls on omegle :|
You: :'D in wich case ? i mean what to you want from the girls ? (:
You: why is this a secret ? : D
Stranger: well, to see them naked. :|
You: why don't you watch porn ?
Stranger: well, it's not hte same experience. to watch someone do it, or to know what the other person is hot for you.
You: ahh kay
You: you don't have a girlfriend ?
Stranger: no. i'm kind of an outcast. :(
Stranger: if i had one, i wouldn't be here right now
You: mhh
You: why are you kind of outcast ?
You: may you explain it to me ?
Stranger: well, i am not really violent, so the other classmates showed dominance by pushing me around.
You: aww thats mean -.-
You: and girls dont like you cause you get pushed ?
Stranger: i know -_- so, now i'm an outcast who is incapable of talking to girls he likes beacause i am afraid of being rejected.
Stranger: and when i actually ask a girl out, guess what happens. i get rejected.
You: mhh that's awkward don't you think you should change somethig ? like get nem reputation ?
Stranger: well, i hate the reputation sistem. i'm a nice guy, i'm smart, i'm not bad looking. do i have to kill a guy to get a girlfriend?
You: noo but show the girls that youre a real gentlemen and the others a stupid monkeys .. let them feel that youre better
Stranger: well, that isn't really working for me. believe me, i've tried.
You: aww ...
You: may i see i picture of you ?
Stranger: well, i only have a picture of me on facebook.
You: mhh
Stranger: sorry.
You: it's okay
Stranger: well, it's been great talking to you, but i have to go now.
Stranger: goodbie
You: cucu
You have disconnected. 

sammal der tyo soll sich ficken gehn der labber mich mit seinen problemen zu und dann sagt tschüss tschau ?! vllt wollt ich dem ja au noch mein herz auschütten so von wegen forever alone :'D so ein spasst