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Hello everyone!

I'm german, so why i'm writing English? Because its the language in Omegle! Omegle is a site where you can meet strangers from all over the world. And it certainly is anonymous! In Omegle you can meet the coolest and nicest people and you'll never meet the same person again, thats nearly impossible. But of course there also really ass holes and perverts. But then you can say easy:
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On this site we collect the funniest and coolest chats for you. Enjoy!


Hei Leute!
Ich bin Deutsch, wieso ist hier dann alles Englisch? Weil es die Sprache in Omegle ist! Omegle ist eine Seite, auf der man neue Leute aus der ganzen Welt kennenlernen kann: Strangers (Fremde). Und es ist ganz sicher anonym! In Omegle kannst du die coolsten und nettesten Leute treffen und niemals die gleiche Person erneut! Das ist fast unmöglich. Aber natürlich gibt es auch ziemliche Arschlöcher und Perverslinge. Aber in diesem Fall lässt sich schnell und einfach sagen:
NEXT!

In diesem Blog sammeln wir die lustigsten und verrücktesten Gespräche mit unseren Lieblings-Strangern ;) Viel Spaß!

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Montag, 28. November 2011

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Can you do me a favor, please?
You: mhh yeah ?
Stranger: Tell me which chick is prettier.
This chick on the left-- http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=280ljcj&s=5
Or this chick-- http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=opcvw6&s=5
You: and why ?
Stranger: Because I'm one of them.. And the other one called me a dirty saggy troll, so I wanna see if I'm prettier then her or not. lol
You: thats awkward
You: pretty comes from the inside
You: and how stupid are you you should give a fuck about what she says
Stranger: Yeah, I know. But not everybody thinks that, looks do matter in this society.
Stranger: I'm just making a point to the little bitch.
You: you make a point when a fucking stranger tells you youre more pretty ?
You: maybee im old and ugly and idk
Stranger: Yeah I guess. Only because people on this site do care about looks.
You: mhh
Stranger: You don't have to answer, but if your not going to, you should tell me so I can disconnect.]
You: uhm idk the second one the picture is such a bad quality
You: cant decide
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

uhm nice one (;

maybee he reads maybee not (: 
like you finnland guy (:

Montag, 21. November 2011

Why do i dislike Indians?

Stranger: hi

Stranger: m?


You: where from?

You: no female

Stranger: from?


You: germany and you?

Stranger: im m 23

You: female 16

Stranger: wow

Stranger: 16

You: yeah but whats wow? :D

Stranger: i like 16


You: sweet 16 i know :)

You: where from?

Stranger: sweeeeeeet

Stranger: India

You: cool i like indians :D

Stranger: good friend

Stranger: most of the people doesnt like indians
You: really?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: in omegle

You: and why should they dont like you?

Stranger: indians are not at all handsome like western

Stranger: like this they are thinking

You: you think its because your beauty?!

You: hey im western too but im not thinking like this :)

Stranger: but we are good minded

Stranger: :)

You: i dont think they mind how you look like but anyway...
in religion class we have HINDUS by now are you a hindu?

Stranger: noooooooooooooooooo

Stranger: im a christian

Stranger: well im Gijo Varghese


You: wow my teacher said all indians are hindus...but shes stupid :P

Stranger: varghese is our christian family

You: i thought already that there are some other religions too

Stranger: yes

You: im christian too but i dont like it

Stranger: but most of the people are hindus

You: yeah

You: is it really that bad with the castas?

Stranger: y u dont like x'ian

You: christian? hm i dont like the papst

Stranger: hey.....cooool.......

You: he thinks he could call himself infalbible but hes just a old man and because of hin there are 1000 african kids hungry

Stranger: hungryness will be there in this world till the end of world...

You: but if he would allow condoms there were much less kids

You: they would never be born and they would never die do you understand?

Stranger: if all are rich, then think about the mentality they would show

You: and he's also against lesbians and gay people thats horrible. i dont know if youre gay but i am hetero and its a shame that hes not right with that

Stranger: all will fight to be the first...

You: i dont say that they have to be rich

You: but.... oh forget it...

Stranger: heyyyy im not gay...

You: would it be a problem for you if you were?

Stranger: i cant even think about that

You: i'd like it i like gay guys

You: why cant you?

You: why is it wrong for you?

Stranger: no..its not good enough (NOT GOOD ENOUGH??????)

Stranger: god has given male and female for that purpose only...

Stranger: how a gay will get something


You: god has given human and human arent his best idea

Stranger: its like equal poles


You: we all destroy the world and im sure god didnt want that

Stranger: yes

You: and im sure that god loves us all and he loves a gay man like a htero man

Stranger: nooooooo (aldr da habe n hass gschoben huui)

You: and he dont care about gays because they love each other and, what could be a sin if its love tell me that

Stranger: babe (wäh!), he has told that we should not be gay and lesbian

You: and if god is like dont liking gays and lesbian than i dont like god

You: its or live and our destiny and its a shame that people like you dont understand what god wants to tell us he wants to tell us to love each other whether its a gay or a hetero

Stranger: gods intention and human society will survive only when there is men-women relation

You: yes that says the biologie but science is before us and there are much ways to get baby with woman-woman and however, there are too much people on that world and society will go on until the apocalypse!

Stranger: if you support gay and lesbian, then tell me how next generation would generate...

Stranger: ok r u lesbian?

You: no but i am a woman full of love and faith and i cant understand how much ignorance there is just because god.

Stranger: i like ur response

You: im hetero but i support gays and im proud of that

Stranger: my chat with u seems interesting. right?

You: yes and it shocks me too

Stranger: as we have gone deep....

Stranger: why?

Stranger: shocks?

You: because of some of your opinions but dont mind#

Stranger: sorry...thats my own opinion.
Stranger: not our culture...

You: yes i know

Stranger: well..whats ur name, friend


You: but im sure you're not the single with that opinion

Stranger: may be

You: my name is Emma

You: and whats yours?

Stranger: hi Emma

Stranger: Gijo


Stranger: im Gijo

You: servus gijo

Stranger: :)

Stranger: Emma, r u virgin?

Stranger: dont mind my question, as im open minded..

You: but why thats important?

You: gijo i mind that question and i dont care about what re saying

Stranger: ok i never mind it,

Stranger: i just ask you...thats all

You: ah

You: in deutschland würd ich dir jetz so eine schmieren du muckel :)

Stranger: u are just 16. and thats why i ask you about virginality...


You: yes but i think its not necessary to answer that interestless question because my sex life is not open for strangrs

Stranger: ok...good...

Stranger: perfect answer

You: thanks my mother says im good with words

Stranger: anyway,


Stranger: r u talkative?

Stranger: it seems

Stranger: Emma..

Stranger: let me ask one question, why u are here in omegle?

You: because i was bored and im interessted in languages and stranger cultures

Stranger: stranger in video chat is not good..

Stranger: where r u from germany?

You: im not in video chat as you can see dear

You: from a very beautiful village

Stranger: ?

You: full of peace and harmony if you except the old woman who are talking the whole day about the new romours

You: its called leckmichamarsch! you should visit it some time!

Stranger: village is fully occupied with romance, discussion, rumours, facts, love, peace, culture....

You: and whats about your life?

Stranger: im in my small village, but right now in city

Stranger: my life is fully tensed and sometimes happy

Stranger: as i have started a company, im very much disturbed of things..


Stranger: thats why i came to omegle...

Stranger: and i got a perfect friend

You: who?

Stranger: thats Emma...

You: gijo theres something you really have to now

Stranger: what?

Stranger: r u there?

You: we are connected because of a website and we dont know anything about us i dont know who you are and you dont know who i am. thats a problem that all indians have here in omegle and thats a reason why much peopke dont like you. i dont know if its normal in india but indians want to be perfect friends just after 5 minutes of talking. a friend in germany or other countrys is a person from your real life, a person who you can trust and a person you know a long time. Im not such a person for you and you're not for me: perfect friend is just the same i even dont have a perfect friend in my real life i just have a best and i would give almost everything for her she's since 13 years in my side and i love her more than my boyfriend. but shes not perfect

You: please never tell a stranger in omegle, you found your perfect friend in omegle

You: in real life a person is in front of you and keeps at you but here i can only do the disconnect button and we NEVER meet again do you understand

Stranger: hey please dont disconnect

You: we'll never meet maybe theres a big random and we meet but i really hope i'll never meet a person from omegle it would be scary

Stranger: i understood you

Stranger: why i said, i got a perfect friend means, i have not found anyone in omegle who is there for good relation

Stranger: all are talking rubbish and .....


Stranger: but u were like a normal girl..

Stranger: a normal conversation..


Stranger: ok im sad now Emma...:(

You: wabala (alles was mri zu seinem gelaber eingfallen ist :D)

You: i am normal

You: quite normal i guess :D

Stranger: im not an handsome, but good minded and helping mentality human

You: yes i believe you and im sure you have many friends, go and phone them talk with them meet them thats more helping than omegle, taht ill disturb you more than your company i think

Stranger: im fair enough...my mother said that....:)

Stranger: no dont misunderstant me

You: yes you are i like you but i have to go here its nearly 10 pm and my mother wants me to leave the computer i have i big problem if i dont go

Stranger: ok then, we have to move right?

Stranger: i have to miss a good friend...

You: i hope i changed a little bit your opinion of gay people in a better way. that gay problem is my only pray :* bye gijo i hope you'll have very happy life!

Stranger: we cant talk ever in this life again Emma...

You: and i hope that destiny, or god however you want to call it isnt too bad to you we all need some luck in our live!

Stranger: i would like to be in touch

You: maybe omegle connects us a second time

You: i wouldnt but thats just me

Stranger: nooooo

You: i had that many times before believe me

Stranger: i'll not come to omegle again....

You: really?

You: and why?

Stranger: no

Stranger: no

Stranger: no

Stranger: no

You: just because of me?!
You: just because of me?!

Stranger: i am feeling bad for loosing you...

Stranger: all are like this...

You: you'll hold on im sure you dont loose me you have my words in mind

You: its time to say goodbye

Stranger: yes everything would be in my mind

You: hear the song "Strom" from "Die toten hosen" thats my favourite

Stranger: if you dont mind then this is my mail: gijoab24@gmail.com

You: thats nice but i wouldn write you. go and search someone better than me there are much in that wide world

Stranger: thanks for the song

You: bye gijo

Stranger: bye emma