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Hello everyone!

I'm german, so why i'm writing English? Because its the language in Omegle! Omegle is a site where you can meet strangers from all over the world. And it certainly is anonymous! In Omegle you can meet the coolest and nicest people and you'll never meet the same person again, thats nearly impossible. But of course there also really ass holes and perverts. But then you can say easy:
NEXT!

On this site we collect the funniest and coolest chats for you. Enjoy!


Hei Leute!
Ich bin Deutsch, wieso ist hier dann alles Englisch? Weil es die Sprache in Omegle ist! Omegle ist eine Seite, auf der man neue Leute aus der ganzen Welt kennenlernen kann: Strangers (Fremde). Und es ist ganz sicher anonym! In Omegle kannst du die coolsten und nettesten Leute treffen und niemals die gleiche Person erneut! Das ist fast unmöglich. Aber natürlich gibt es auch ziemliche Arschlöcher und Perverslinge. Aber in diesem Fall lässt sich schnell und einfach sagen:
NEXT!

In diesem Blog sammeln wir die lustigsten und verrücktesten Gespräche mit unseren Lieblings-Strangern ;) Viel Spaß!

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Mittwoch, 25. Mai 2011

asozial too

You: hey : D
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: A s l please
You: asl sucks -.-
You: 15 f germany
Stranger: Cool
Stranger: What you doing?
You: wbu ?
Stranger: 26 m england
You: music tumblin and stuff ^^
You: mhh youre kinda old : D
You: what are you doing ?
Stranger: Nothing, just got home. About to take a shower
You: mhh have fun ^^
Stranger: How can you have fun in a shower?
Stranger: I just realised how that sounded haha
Stranger: Sorry
You: : DD haha
You: mhh
Stranger: What is mhh?
You: word like uhm or aww noe special meaning : D
You: you can say it when you think about something ^^
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

noop

Stranger: Hey! :)
You: hey : )
You: how are you ?
Stranger: very fine
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: and you?
You: mhhy yeah same ^^
You: special reason there ?
Stranger: noo, im just chilling out here
You: (:
Stranger: whats your name?
You: johanna yours ?
Stranger: Christian
Stranger: nice to meet you johanna!
You: nice to meet you christian : D
Stranger: which 3 things would you take with you on a lonely island?
You: aww youre write always what i want to write just earlier ^^
You: mhh
You: friends ?
Stranger: you also wanted to write this question?
You: nop but i wantet to write the same hey : ) and the nice to meet you ^^
You: what would you take ?
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: a hammock, home-cinema-set with dvd collection, and probably some female company
Stranger: :P
You: : D
You: i dvd collection is alone more then 3 things ^^ : D
Stranger: sssh!
Stranger: :P
You: haha then i would take my dreamguy with me a kinve and my camera ^^
Stranger: hehe, okay
Stranger: who's your dreamguy?
You: dunno : D
Stranger: haha
Stranger: hey, why dont you come here and we watch a movie together?
You: wich one ^^ ?
Stranger: your choice
Stranger: ;)
You: : D i dont know that much movies ^^
Stranger: mmh, then just say a genre
You: ill let you choose : D
Stranger: :P
You: ohh no manga or anime stuff ^^
Stranger: mmh, i think i would choose some suspense mystery
Stranger: maybe a bit creepy
Stranger: thats okay?
You: uhh mysterious ^^ : D haha yeah it is
Stranger: :)
You: where i had to go ?
Stranger: germany *ahem*
You: : DD
You: same here ^^
Stranger: ach, dann ist es ja gar nicht sooo weit
You: ^^ wer weiss wahrscheinlich sin wir jetzt nachbarn oder so ^^
Stranger: mmh...
Stranger: welche stadt?
You: kaff : D
Stranger: haha, okay, hier großstadt
Stranger: Stuttgart
You: berlin ?
You: ahhh wie geil : DD
You: gleiches bundesland ^^
Stranger: höhö
Stranger: woher kommste?
You: mhh ulm ? da in dr nähe
Stranger: ah, okay
Stranger: also schwäbisch?
You: joa : D
You: du doch au oder ?
Stranger: kuhl :)
Stranger: joa
You: subber sach ^^
Stranger: gfällt mir
Stranger: na dann kannste ja wirklich mal vorbeikommen zum film gucken :P
You: ^^ wenn i mal in stuttgrad bin ; D
Stranger: könnt dir dann au ne warme decke anbieten
Stranger: ;)
You: rawr ; D
Stranger: :D
You: und was geht sonschd so in stuttgard ?
You: verzehl mal was ^^
Stranger: och, älles subbr, subbr weddr, subbr loid
Stranger: ;)
You: des war jetzt au subber informativ ^^
Stranger: dr schwob isch halt n bissle sparsam mim schwätze
You: : P
You: ja was masch so hobbiemäßig ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Mittwoch, 18. Mai 2011

unbelivabel : D

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: apex 37?
Stranger: what?
Stranger: Yo shawty
You: mhh
You: what ?
Stranger: Schmoogletron!
You: wtf ?
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: Hello.
Stranger: This is Omegle support.
You: yeah okay
Stranger: We are required to notify you an important thing.
You: hello
You: : DD
You: let me know
Stranger: You were chatting with a registered sex offender.
Stranger: His IP has been intercepted.
Stranger: Anyway how are you?
You: i dont get it : D
You: im confused
You: wbu ?
Stranger: He was a registered sex offender (on the IP list of sex offenders), we stopped him from talking to you.
Stranger: I'm a true hero :3
You: ahhh thank you : DDD
You: you saved me : D
Stranger: I shouldn't be doing this on the job
Stranger: Oh well, the boss won't notice
Stranger: He busy drinking coffee anyway
You: i dont even have a job : D
Stranger: How old are you?
You: 15 : D
You: wbu ?
Stranger: Oh, that explains it
Stranger: 21 here
Stranger: Actually a student
You: okay hi there
You: (:
Stranger: Got a this shitty job from Omegle
You: really ?
You: haha want it too : D
Stranger: Did you know all your conversations get spied on?
Stranger: That's how I got here
Stranger: But you're not supposed to tell it to anyone
You: okay : DD
Stranger: :D
You: haha i dont know if i even shall belive you : D
Stranger: You don't have to
You: did you ever heard from the omegle chat ?
Stranger: That's just how it is
Stranger: It's in the EULA of Omegle
You: : D
You: and youre not drunk or something ?
Stranger: What do you mean?
Stranger: Nope, just bored
You: a chat in omegle
You: never heard from ?
Stranger: Quitting this shitty job soon
You: : D mhhh
Stranger: What do you mean a chat in omegle?
Stranger: Actually I might be slightly drunk
Stranger: And my boss is a faggot
You: mhh
You: one mom : )
You: ahh okay now : D
Stranger: Are you high?
Stranger: What one mom?
You: high ? nop
You: not now
You: where do you work ?
Stranger: I shall now report your IP to the police.
You: why ?
Stranger: You just admitted consuming illegal substances.
You: : D
Stranger: Just kidding bro, I smoke pot myself :D
You: haha you cant know if its illegal in my country
You: and from what im high : D
You: haha : P
Stranger: I work in Australia
You: you totally confuse me
Stranger: The HQs are here
You: : D
Stranger: Also a student
Stranger: Studying computer science
You: cool sory bro ; D
You: *story
You: : DD
Stranger: super cool story
You: yeah
You: really
You: and you enver heard from the omegle chat ?
You: and youre working in omegle ?
You: : D
You: wtf ?
You: : DD
Stranger: What do you mean with Omegle Chat?
Stranger: You mean the chat you're on?
You: uhm nop
You: i can show you one mom : D haha tell me more about you
Stranger: I'm confused
Stranger: What the fuck is a mom?
Stranger: Mother?
Stranger: Englighten me please :3
You: aww : D
You: one moment
You: i didnt know thats that not english
You: xD
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: http://strangers-out-there.blogspot.com/2011/01/6-mysterious-omegle-chat-is-back-o.html
You: germany
Stranger: Aren't you on Omegle right now?
You: im
You: okay ill explain this omegle chat like they explained it to me one time
You: its a programm where theyre chatting and idk but it connect with omegle and so you can chat with them
You: the first time i tottaly dont get whats happening
You: i thougt this stranger is kidding
You: the second time i aslked how it works
Stranger: Oh I see
Stranger: The group chat
Stranger: I know about it
You: yeah
You: and i jsut kinda belive you with your omegle support because i met this strange chat and its real too : D
Stranger: Yeah, Anyway I have to go
Stranger: Shit's serious
You: noooooooo
Stranger: Yes
You: pls
You: : ///
Stranger: What?
You: stay
You: talk to me
You: awww : O
You: give me your mail msn skype fb whatever
You: : DDD
Stranger: I can't, I'm not getting paid to chat to other people
You: yeah
Stranger: No I can't
You: you become money for chatting with me
You: pls : D
Stranger: No :/
Stranger: Sorry bro
You: mhh
You: why not ?
Stranger: Can't share my private things
Stranger: Especially during work
Stranger: Sorry bro, also I'm pretty busy now
You: and i give your mine and youc ontact me after work
You: busy ?
Stranger: Why?
You: awwrgh
You: youre bored you told me : D
You: youre kinda macic : DD
Stranger: Go outside, there are plenty of girls there to chase
You: aww : D
You: they can save theyre own
You: with the dissconect button
You: they woulnd find out that you chat to me istead to them
You: tell them i got traumatic
You: and psychopathic and you ahd to help me
Stranger: Actually everything is recorded right now
You: youd wantet to find out more for the police ; DD
Stranger: They keep huge log files in the databases
You: : DD
You: haha lol
You: they wont read it
You: theyre stalking you : =
Stranger: That's how it is unfortunately
Stranger: Anyway
You: http://littlefalcon.tumblr.com/ chilloutinferno@hotmail.com
Stranger: Have to go
You: http://www.facebook.com/johanna.meissner
You: can i blogg our conversition ?
Stranger: I'd prefer not to ;(
You: mhh
You: what if i would ?
Stranger: Sorry I don't want to get into huge trouble
You: haha i blog if you dont contact me ?
You: ; D
Stranger: Well I can't forbid you in any way
You: mhh
You: : /
You: so you wont mail me ?
Stranger: Are you lonely?
You: : D
You: mhh
You: when i say yes would you ?
Stranger: I might
Stranger: But I'm afraid I have to tell you something
You: yeah ?
Stranger: I'm not really from Omegle support ;(
You: haha : D
You: would be too cool
You: why did you told me ?
You: that youre not ?
Stranger: I was trying out a program I wrote
Stranger: Are you in some group chat right now?
You: awww cool
You: now im not
You: does it worked ?
Stranger: But didn't the stranger disconnect?
You: wich one ?
You: you ?
Stranger: So you didn't see the stranger disconnecting?
You: wich stranger i think thats you
Stranger: I actually connected to the chat while you were talking at the beginning
You: and no noone dissconectet
You: link from this chat ?
Stranger: Who do you see writing now?
You: aww : D
Stranger: "Stranger" ?
You: yeah
You: so youre not in this chat
Stranger: I wasn't originally
You: : D
Stranger: Seems like I'm able to spy on conversations :P
You: yay cool : )
You: i want too : D
You: what did you used c++ ?
Stranger: Java
Stranger: How do you know about C++?
You: ??
You: its not a secret XDD
Stranger: It's quite uncommon to see girls who know stuff about computers :*
You: mhh my dad is on inromatic and programm something and stuff and im trying ti theach me html: D
You: some thimes i write little programms to with qt or sratch
You: *scratch
Stranger: That's pretty damn cool
You: mhh : D
You: youre cool
Stranger: Thank you for the compliment o/
You: no probleme : D
Stranger: But I really should be going now, got shitloads of mathematics to do ;(
You: haha : D
You: okay : /
You: ill let you : (
You: awww : D
Stranger: Don't make that smiley ;(
You: why ?
You: thats better :C
You: ?
Stranger: Because it's like having a dog watching you in the eyes while you're about to kill him :D
You: or that one -.-
You: : D
You: hey you can contac me anyway ; D
Stranger: Well I might :D
Stranger: Alrighty
You: (:
You: yay
Stranger: Now seriously I got stuff to do, university's pretty rough
You: mhh have fun with
You: you kinda made my day ;D
Stranger: Yeah, I'll have a lot of fun with mathematics :D
You: haha i can imagine ; D
Stranger: Anyway, ciao, stranger reporting out!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.