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I'm german, so why i'm writing English? Because its the language in Omegle! Omegle is a site where you can meet strangers from all over the world. And it certainly is anonymous! In Omegle you can meet the coolest and nicest people and you'll never meet the same person again, thats nearly impossible. But of course there also really ass holes and perverts. But then you can say easy:
NEXT!

On this site we collect the funniest and coolest chats for you. Enjoy!


Hei Leute!
Ich bin Deutsch, wieso ist hier dann alles Englisch? Weil es die Sprache in Omegle ist! Omegle ist eine Seite, auf der man neue Leute aus der ganzen Welt kennenlernen kann: Strangers (Fremde). Und es ist ganz sicher anonym! In Omegle kannst du die coolsten und nettesten Leute treffen und niemals die gleiche Person erneut! Das ist fast unmöglich. Aber natürlich gibt es auch ziemliche Arschlöcher und Perverslinge. Aber in diesem Fall lässt sich schnell und einfach sagen:
NEXT!

In diesem Blog sammeln wir die lustigsten und verrücktesten Gespräche mit unseren Lieblings-Strangern ;) Viel Spaß!

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Montag, 18. April 2011

ne wette...

muss hier bloggen
sorry an alle die dieser blog ankotzt :D

Sonntag, 17. April 2011

disscussions

Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: : )
Stranger: what do you think of black people?
You: nothing special why ?
You: what do you think ?
Stranger: just asking mate
Stranger: nothing really
Stranger: just don't like em
You: why ?
Stranger: cause they're black
You: that makes no sence
Stranger: do you mean sense?
You: yeah
Stranger: oh, no it sure doesn't
You: yeah but why do you think it when it doesnt
Stranger: dunno why I think like I do actually, it's like it's written in my DNA to dislike em
You: oaky then youre stupid
Stranger: or it's because a black guy stole my bike last week
Stranger: you're the one who can't spell sense
You: what would you think if a white guy stole your bike ?
Stranger: that it probably was a mistake
You: wtf `?
Stranger: ?
You: dont get it
Stranger: me neither
You: öhm you dont get what youre talking ?
Stranger: you're swedish or something?
You: why ?
You: cause i leave that '
Stranger: you used the letter "ö"
You: ahh : D
You: i m german
Stranger: oh
Stranger: my bad
You: why ?
You: you dont like germans too ?
Stranger: how was the 40s mate?
You: what ?
Stranger: huh?
You: what is 40s mate
Stranger: the 40s, as in 1940s?!
Stranger: as in the decade
You: just fuck up.
You: i know that hitler was an asshole
Stranger: What do you think of Swedes anyway?
Stranger: They're crap aren't they?
You: i dont know them.
You: how can you say something for a nation. you can say i meet some swedians they were crap but
Stranger: Rumour says that you germans come over to Sweden to collect moose fecies, is this correct?
You: you cant say swedians are crep
Stranger: it's Swedes mate
Stranger: not swedians
Stranger: Have you ever been to Sweden?
You: dunno : D
You: nop
You: but i would love to
Stranger: Denmark?
You: nop
You: where you from ?
Stranger: really? but it's like at your doorstep
Stranger: I'm from Sweden
You: mhh
You: maybee i shouldnt come.
Stranger: maybe you shouldn't
Stranger: maybe you should stay in a germany killing jews
You: mhh
You: i m 15
You: shall i tell you somting ?
You: *something
Stranger: It's never too early to start killing jews
You: youre kinda like hitler
Stranger: go ahead
You: you think same as he
Stranger: really? That's flattering
Stranger: How do you know what I think?
You: : D
You: youre telling it me rigth now
Stranger: No I ain't, what I write on here could have absolutely nothing to do with what i really think
Stranger: In all honestly though, I am a bit racist
You: yeah you are
Stranger: but not against blacks or jews or whatever, against idiots, wether they be white, yellow, muslims, christians or santa-claus
You: nop
You: here you wrong
Stranger: I'm wrong about my own thoughts? ok
You: yeah
You: : D
You: you dont get
You: them
You: youre full of prejudices
Stranger: that I am
You: and that makes you racism
You: against all you have prejudices
Stranger: I did say I was a bit racist so I fail to see where I am wrong
You: you said you were racist against idiots and you dont care where they from
You: but you care
You: that was the mistake
You: mhh and i think you re sick
You: or 88 years old
Stranger: So you think that everything I've written here comes straight through the heart? That's where you're wrong kid, people lie on the internet
You: mhh yeah
You: but
You: some people are just sick
You: oaky then i think youre lying or youre sick or youre 80
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Samstag, 16. April 2011

why he dissconecter : /

You: hi : =
Stranger: Hi.
You: oh.
You: hi : )
Stranger: How are you?
You: öhm okay
You: wbu ?
Stranger: Good thanks.
You: youre wathing a movie ?
Stranger: Yeah. Yes I am.
You: : D
You: uhhh : D
You: i read your mind
Stranger: You did.
You: : )
Stranger: Your listening to music?
You: öhm yeah : D
You: haha but thats unfair eyerone does : D
Stranger: I know!
Stranger: haha.
Stranger: That's why I said it!
You: : P
You: youre a girl ?
Stranger: Are you?
Stranger: Because no I'm not.
You: yeah
You: oh then i read the wrong mind : D
Stranger: Oh Well!
Stranger: Nevermind.
You: : D
You: what are you watching ?
Stranger: Harry Potter.
Stranger: Where you from?
You: germany : )
You: wich part ?
You: wbu ?
Stranger: England.
You: aww : )
You: cool
Stranger: And the last one.
You: haha : ) you dont like it ?
Stranger: It's ok.
Stranger: Where about's in Germany are you from?
You: little villgae next to bayern...
Stranger: ok :)
You: : D
You: haha its says nothing to you : D
Stranger: Not really. lol.
You: : )
Stranger: So how old are you?
You: 15
You: wbu ?
Stranger: same.
Stranger: 15
You: : D aww : ) cool
You: what are you doing when youre not watching films ?
Stranger: Erm
You: erm : D
You: ?
Stranger: Probibly listening to music, like you.
You: what kind of ?
Stranger: Rock, grunge, punk.
You: yay : D
Stranger: :)
You: whaa i start to like you
You: : D
Stranger: lol.
Stranger: What bands do you listen to?
You: öhm rise against, my chemical romance, the offspring , green day, billy talent, ac/dc , .... stuff like that : D
Stranger: Cool.
You: nirvana
You: ..
Stranger: YES!
Stranger: NIRVANA!
You: : D
Stranger: Best fucking band ever!
You: yay they re good : D
You: what are your fav ?
Stranger: Band or song?
You: bands : D
You: or both : D
Stranger: Erm Nirvana, Green day, Muse.
Stranger: Some others.
You: : )
You: pls write me the some others too : D
You: haha maybee i dont know them : D and theyre good ^^
Stranger: erm. Blink-182, Slipknot.
You: slipknot xD
Stranger: Yeah there cool.
You: öhm theyre okay : D
You: fot my taste they scream too much : D
You: *for
Stranger: I suppose I don't really like metal either.
You: : )
You: was on the mcr concert last month : )
Stranger: Cool.
You: yay was my first one : D
Stranger: I don't really listen to them that much.
You: mhh : )
You: hobbies ?
Stranger: well I don't have many.
You: : D
Stranger: Just go out with friends.
You: : PP in germany you get alcohol with 16
You: oh fuck your not from usa : DD
Stranger: 18 in England.
You: ahh good to know : D
Stranger: Legal to have sex at 16. But to get porn you have to 18?
Stranger: How does that work?
You: : DD in germany ?
Stranger: In England.
You: mhh same here .
You: but sex if with 14
Stranger: Its stupid.
Stranger: 14 in germany?
You: mhh but you dont buy prons in normal stores
You: : D internet !?
You: yeah 14 in germany
Stranger: Yeah internet porn FTW!
You: but there some extra rules and bla : D
You: ftw ?
You: aww : D i hat this shortcuts i never get them : D
Stranger: For the win.
You: mhh : )
You: would you buy a pron if you could when you can watch them in the internet for free ?
You: or get it from friends ?
Stranger: No. haha.
You: : DD so it doesnt care
Stranger: Good point there.
You: would you have no sex just cause its not allowed in you age ?
Stranger: Pfft chance would be a fine thing.
You: If there's no claimant, there's no judge.
You: : DD
You: no gf ?
Stranger: And the law stops no one having sex. of they want it they have it.
Stranger: No.
You: same here : D
You: why not ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Montag, 11. April 2011

A Rammstein-Fan (Thanks Wolfgang!)

You: i can teach you some bad words haha :D
Stranger: lol
Stranger: I learn some from Rammstein
Stranger: lol
You: rammsteeein
You: great band
Stranger: yup I love em
Stranger: My old friend Wolfgang, dont talk to him anymore sent me a bunch of music from there
You: wolfgang?
You: thats a german name#
You: was it an german?
Stranger: He lived in Germany yeah
You: aah i see :)
You: concerts of them are spectacular i heard
You: do you know my chemical romance
Stranger: I wanna go to the Big Concert thing they have coming up
Stranger: I want to go to Nurburgring
Stranger: too
Stranger: Yeah I like MCR Too